5 Birds And A Mic

Tell your friends to start with this one, it's amazing. Who'd have thought simple bridal shop assistants would have so much faecal fascination and so much murderous intent? Dan's on the facebook portal and Andrew is getting a bit to familiar if you ask me...

The current state of lock down is like going to a sh*t disney everywhere you go. - Shakespeare? Dickens? Actually this is a direct quote from our Emma. G rants about queues a lot in this one and it's fantastic. And also Emily says "I love b@ll@cks" at one point.

The Birds are back in the nest!!! It's all a bit weird, they give away all their passwords, Emily finds out about the secret WhatsApp group and Meg doesn't know which way is up, literally.

Like that one Friends episode the one with all the clips The One with All the Other Ones… the Birds recall their favourite bits so far, in one of the most laugh out loud episodes yet.

The birds get deep and meaningful about what they'd say to their 18yr old selves. Also, more weird crushes, Em has an epiphany about Gaston and Meg wants to get A-Lad-In (Aladdin).

Trigger warning, NSFL warning, this ep is highly inappropriate and should not be consumed by anyone you have been warned. Long story short, Emily doesn't use tampons anymore. Also Meg reveals her dastardly methods of manipulation, poor poor Brad...

So the corona virus started with cruises, airports, ski resorts, why does it hate middle class white people so much? I feel personally attacked. Lots of love Andrew x. Also the girls do rants, and G destroys!

You know when you really need a wee really bad but then you fart and it gives you like an extra 5-10mins of wiggle room? Is it that they're stored in adjacent compartments? I'm not a scientist, but I do have a BA Hons in Film Studies which is equally as meaningful to my parents who disowned me. Andrew x.

Did you know your feet are the same length as your forearm? Meg didn't. And did you know that ghosts are real? And everyone has dyed their hair.

5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal boutique in the heart of Sheffield, UK. They talk about everything from current affairs, to business, to motherhood. It's real, it's rude, sometimes it's really rude (..Georgina) put the kids to bed, pour a glass of red and have a giggle.

Like an overfamiliar aunt with substance abuse problem at Christmas the birds give horrible, R-rated advice for an hour. It ends with hysterics over a technical issue...

5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal boutique selling weddings dresses in the heart of Sheffield, UK. They talk about everything from current affairs, to business, to motherhood. It's real, it's rude, sometimes it's really rude (..Georgina) put the kids to bed, pour a glass of red and have a giggle.