5 STAR BANGER 

The Thing (1982)

Kron brings in his pick for the first 5 STAR BANGER of the year. The guys find out that no podcast has ever covered The Thing which is shocking news to them. There are also some age old 5DR questions that pop up as well. Certified 100% Approved by 5DR. Grab a coat and some scotch.

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In the 8th Rewind, the dirty dudes call in the “Pennysmasher” Chad to help keep them warm during a winter storm. Is the top ten safe? Is bringing in a guest to a rewind an immediate regret? Is Kron’s Humble Helicopter game, GET TO THE CHOPPER, rigged?

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Cat People (1982)

Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Exotic Thrillers) 3/3

Laundry Dan bring the holiday joy with the one thing everyone enjoys...CATS. The dirty dudes decide which cat they would be in the afterlife. There is also a rare holiday moment when the dirty dudes actually agree that zoos are terrible places. Oh...and Kron thinks that the category didn't go so well. Thanks for all the support through this year and we look forward to bringing more chaos in 2023. 

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Jade (1995)

Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Erotic Thriller) 2/3

The guys get super Friedkin excited about Bones bringing in a sexy 90's thriller with Jade. The guys break down all the best helicopter action throughout 5DR so far. Bones goes into a Friedkin hole. The guys hint at something they are looking for and Laundry Dan wants the pictures with Presidents to stop. Get in the car and don't forget to cut those pubes.

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Body Double (1984)

Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Erotic Thrillers) 1/3

Kron starts off this steamy new category with one of BDP's classic and trashy thrillers. The guys are excited to get hotdogs back on the show. Bones is still trying to figure out his emotions towards BDP films. Laundry Dan watches TikTok and a shit ton of 5DR regulars stop in for this one. Peep through those blinds and grab some popcorn. 

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Bushwick (2017)

Category: Invasions 2/3

Bones gets with the times and brings Bautista back to 5DR. The guys find out they would not do well in New York City. Bones finally lets everyone in on his fabulously successful life. The guys also go into some Michael Mann shop talk, Kron might really like Argo and Laundry Dan might really like wrestling. Put some whisky in your drinking helmet and let's get moving.

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Ninja III: The Domination (1984) 

Category: Invasions 2/3

Kron brings the V8 juice and a evil ninja demon in for the second pick in Invasions. The guys put together the ultimate concert, find out that Zumba is still a thing and Kron can't get over how hairy one man can be. Bones also exposes his coffee addiction. Order some throwing stars and crack some beers because its a Canon week!!!

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Dark Angel (1990) 

Category: Invasions 1/3

Laundry Dan busts in with a new category. Invasions will be taking place all over the store. The guys bring in Chris from The Movie Psycho Podcast to discuss this Dolph classic. They invite the coolest new drinking trend at Applebees. You'll get knock down but 5DR will pick you back up. Grab the whiskey and cider and get in the car.

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The Last Seduction (1994)

Category: The Paxton/Pullman Paradox 3/3

Warning upfront:  This flick has some stuff that doesn’t age well and either have we. 

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The Vagrant (1992)

Category: The Paxton/Pullman Paradox 2/3

Laundry Dan lets in a leading Paxton role with the 2nd pick for the Paxton/Pullman Paradox. Kron and Bones are stuck in a Burton state of mind, Bones is no hero when he dives into the heroin. The guys also brush up on their morals with Wild at Heart. All this week on 5DR. Thanks to our sponsor Black Cellar Rat Poison!

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