Valhalla Rising (2009)

Category: METAL AS HELL 1/3

Bones blows the viking horns and turns the amps to 11 with his new category. The dirty dudes put their best corpse paint on and let the raining blood fall. Bones starts a viking bar, Kron brings up Skyrim again and LD tries to figure out what metal he is. Two butt cracks, DMX, eggs and banging on drums all day.

-Crash & Burn

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The Game (1997)

Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 3/3

Laundry Dan tries to patch things up with the first Fincher movie in 5DR history but Kron's strings remain tangled. The guys ask themselves if The Game is in fact a Resident Evil game. Bones starts a Fincher v Anderson fight and tells his typing class story. Everyone has a classroom friend and the wiener mobile makes an appearance. Weird Al rules.

-Crash & Burn 

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Pinocchio (1940)

Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 2/3

Bones puppeteers the most puppet pick ever for a puppet category. The Dirty Dudes go old school with this Disney classic as Kron let's it be known that his strings are pretty tangled up about the pick. The guys chat about what a terrible father Geppetto is, getting sued by Disney and how Vegas is just the Pleasure Island of today. Bones also shows off those pipes. 

-Crash & Burn 

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PIN (1988) w/ Chris from Mount Molehill

Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 1/3

Kron proves he's for the people and that his revenge runs deep. Puppets cause all sorts of mischief at the store this time around. The Dirty Dudes bring in Chris from Mount Molehill to help with the need and Canadian gang names. LD helps out the world with some baby advice. The guys get a little deep on puppets and the meaning behind the category. A new Brewster's Millions Club is born and slaps for everyone.

- Crash & Burn

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The Rewind #10

The dirty dudes make a few changes to THE BIG LIST. They also talk Netflix discs, video games and give some good non 5DR flicks to check out. Bones and LD go wild for the new Road House and Kron gives everyone a rat update.   

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Hard Target (1993)

LIVE FROM NASHVILLE

The dirty dudes slam some bullshots and do a watch a long of this John Woo classic. 

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The Substitute (1996)

Category: SMASHVILLE 3/3

LIVE FROM NASHVILLE the dirty dudes try to get those GEDs. Bones brings the Berenger and loves Major League. The dirty dudes create a new Breaking Bad. Kron might be special forces. Marc Anthony is actually good. The Johns make a family pact and Mercenary Mom comes to life. 

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Castle Freak (1995)

Category: SMASHVILLE 2/3

LIVE FROM NASHVILLE Kron finally unleashes the Freak on the dirty dudes. The guys bring up the old handcuff argument. Cactus Jack's history is brought up. Bones makes sure to stay up on the VH1 Top Ten. Kron gives a history lesson on the Middle Ages. 5DR says vote The Freak in 2024. "How you doin back there JJ."

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The Edge (1997)

Category: SMASHVILLE 1/3

LIVE FROM NASHVILLE the dirty dudes look into each others eyes on this survival trip and explore questions of the placenta. They have thoughts on birds v planes. Bones poops in the ocean and Tila Tequila is still alive. A new challenge is born and way too much edging goes on. Save up that spit.

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Back to the Future (1985)

The guys jump into the DeLorean and hit 88MPH for this fun filled review of a classic. 

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