5 Minute Expert

We talk about the bail bond industry. Our sponsor today is Sprung, a banking app that let's you get the money you need to free your jailbird.

We talk about the history and importance of punctuation. Our sponsor this week is Comma Not, a punctuation app designed to cure your apostrophe anxiety.

We look at Retirement Communities. Our sponsor today is Gray Matter. Gray Matter is a non-non-profit (that's a non-profit that doesn't profit off of their profit) and caters to the mental health needs of senior citizens.

Today we're talking about online dating and our sponsor is People No One Wants.com. PNOW is a service for ugly persons addicted to online dating sites.

We discuss the ironies and awkwardness of funerals. Our sponsor this week is Slab 'Em Cheap, a low-cost cremation service. 1-800-qwikburn or www.slabemcheap.com

We make you an expert in public speaking courses. Our sponsor for today's show is Stutter Rocks - We Rock Your Mouth!

We make you an expert in the modeling industry. Our sponsor for this episode is the modeling agency, Just Plain Average. Check them out at www.ur2fat2beamodel.com.

We make you a 5 minute expert on Lotteries. Our sponsor this week is Bible Powerball, the scratch ticket for people who don't want their pastor to know they're playing the Lottery.

We make you an expert on Loyalty Programs. Our sponsor this week is Diamond Direct Dandies or Triple D, creators of Loyalty program scams for discerning businesses.

We look at the claims of the Weight Loss Industry. Our sponsor this week is Craig Atkins, the Hillbilly diet plan for the redneck Weight Loser in you!