5 O'clock Somewhere

On this week's episode white wine grabs us by the b***s and Em hits us with a DOOZY of an embarrassing story.

Booze: white wine

Stuck on It: neighborhood watch fox sightings, the realness of the SundayScaries, and Crime Scene on Netflix

Queued Up: Snowfall on FX

Panties in a Bunch: accidentally using the corporate card for unauthorized (and embarrassing) purchases

Looking Forward to It: last surgeries, undeveloped disposable cameras from college, and renovating a bathroom (lame!)

Next Week's Booze: White (black) rum

On this week's episode tequila really kicks our asses, but all's well that ends well as the Great George Washington always said.

Booze: TEQUILA!

Stuck on It: remote “watch parties” (they already exist), Armie Hammer’s cannibalism, and package tracking’s shortcomings

Queued Up: Pretend It’s a City

Panties in a Bunch: dining out shaming

Looking Forward to It: vaccines and John Oliver, being a gay uncle, and honoring birthday traditions

Next Week's Booze: Vino Blanco

On this week's episode The Five O'clock Somewhere your three favorite hosts literally can't stay on topic and Nate can barely articulate full sentences. The drink of choice is sparkling wine and we all kept it pretty classic, much to Matt's disappointment. 

Booze: Sparkling Wine

Stuck on It: Em on losing her socks, Nate on why you should follow medical advice, and Matt on his new home improvement persona

Queued Up: Em on Bridgerton and Outlander (or is it Highlander?)

Panties in a Bunch: Nate on why Netflix show previews are hot garbage

Looking Forward to It: Matt on Nate's new job, Nate on Matt on Nate's new job, Em on getting a new tatt

Next Week's Booze: Tequila.....ay caramba!

On this week's episode The Five O'clock Somewhere team returns for Season Two and is chomping at the bit to get things rolling again. Everyone chose their own cocktail with Matt being the classiest, as usual. After some lengthy (cough, cough) off-mic discussions, the hosts are also debuting a slightly altered show format...all for your listening pleasure. Cheers!

Booze: Dealer's Choice

Stuck on It: Em on The Bernie Mittens meme sensation, Nate on his perceived Fortune Cookie shortage, and Matt on his recent Pad Thai obsession 

Queued Up: Nate on Prime Video's "The Wilds"

Panties in a Bunch: Matt on "Group Work"

Looking Forward to It: Nate on the end of football season, Matt on not being electrocuted to death in his new home, and Em on having a weekend with ZERO plans

Next Week's Booze: Sparkling Wine

This week's episode is the season one finale and the hosts are drinking holiday themed cocktails of their own choosing. Nate’s panties are bunched about the seemingly ubiquitous new trend of everyone saying that they can’t wait for 2020 to be over. Queued was skipped this week but there is a special season finale bonus section to end the pod. Meanwhile the hosts are stuck on their usual b******t.

Booze: Holiday Cocktails

Panties in a Bunch: the seemingly ubiquitous new trend of everyone saying that they can’t wait for 2020 to be over

Queued Up: Coming back next year!

Stuck on It: puppies, not wasting food before going on a trip, and how great the pod is (and it’s hosts)

See you next year!

On this week's episode the hosts are on a mission to fend off the Sunday Scaries with strong tequila cocktails. Em’s panties are bunched about how much she says UMMMMMM and also how expensive it is to treat herself at coffee shops, Nate is queued up with cartoons for adults (adult cartoons?), specifically Rick and Morty, while the hosts are stuck on chatty hair stylists, covid and college sports, and how there is still good in this world.

Booze: Tequila

Panties in a Bunch: How much Em says UMMMMMM and also her expensive coffee habit

Queued Up: Rick and Morty

Stuck on It: chatty hair stylists, covid and college sports, and how there is still good in this world

Next Week's Booze: FANCY Cocktails of your own choosing

On this week's episode the hosts enter uncharted territory with vodka as the spirit of choice, and everyone came up with something uniquely their own. Meanwhile, Matt’s panties are bunched about why it seems increasingly difficult for mail and packages to be delivered properly, Em is queued up with the throwback Winona Earp from the SyFy Channel where the famous Wyatt’s daughter hunts vampires, while the hosts are stuck on Spotify Wrapped and the seemingly endless runaway train that is Rudy Giuliani.

Booze: Vodka

Panties in a Bunch: why it seems increasingly difficult for mail and packages to be delivered properly

Queued Up: Winona Earp from the SyFy Channel

Stuck on It: Spotify Wrapped and the seemingly endless runaway train that is Rudy Giuliani

Next Week's Booze: (Probably) Tequila

On this week's episode the hosts kick it back to a spirit they’ve chugged before...none other than dark rum (or black rum as Nate lovingly calls it). Meanwhile, Nate’s panties are bunched about the mayhem that occurs in apartment building laundry rooms (especially during covid), Matt is queued up with Fixer Upper on HGTV for some light pre-bedtime viewing, while the hosts are stuck on having a crush on podcast hosts (from other pods), the mysterious desert monolith saga, and why targeted Instagram ads with big discounts are just too hard to resist.

Booze: Dark (Black) Rum

Panties in a Bunch: Apartment building laundry rooms

Queued Up: Fixer Upper on HGTV

Stuck on It: having a crush on podcast hosts (from other pods), the mysterious desert monolith saga, and why targeting Instagram ads with sales are just too hard to resist.

Next Week's Booze: Vodka (but be creative with it)

On this week's episode the hosts drink “local” beer, although the definition of local is up for interpretation. Em's panties are bunched about why it's so hard to use streaming services, Nate is queued up with both The Queen’s Gambit and The Mandalorian, while the hosts are stuck on virtual meeting etiquette, Wes Anderson, and comfort food.

Booze: Local Beer

Panties in a Bunch: streaming services

Queued Up: The Queen’s Gambit and The Mandalorian

Stuck on It: virtual meeting etiquette, Wes Anderson, and comfort food.

Next Week's Booze: Dark Rum (Redux)

On this week's episode the hosts sip on some chilled sake. Who doesn’t love a refreshing rice wine to kick off the week? Matt's panties are bunched about being generally enraged all the time when in public places, Em's goes on a journey deep into the rabbit hole of the NXIVM cult (not to be confused with the heartburn medicine, Nexium) as she is queueing up Starz’s new doc “Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult”, while Stuck On It maintains its status as the biggest free-for-all segment of the pod, covering a range of topics including New Jersey home inspection poop cams, communal living (but not in a cult) and overpriced magazine subscriptions.

Booze: Sake

Panties in a Bunch: Matt on his uncontrollable rage

Queued Up: Em on Starz’s new doc “Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult”

Stuck on It: New Jersey home inspection poop cams, communal living (but not in a cult) and overpriced magazine subscriptions

Next Week's Booze: Local Beer