5 O'clock Somewhere

On this bonus episode Emily and her cross-country road trip companion regale us with the high-(and low)lights  of the truly epic trip. 

On this week's episode the hosts were tasked with using a fortified wine to craft their own cocktails, but two of them failed miserably. Nate's panties are bunched about Saturday Night Live commercial breaks, Matt's queueing up Netflix's Love On The Spectrum, while Stuck On It covers a wide range of topics including, but not limited to, Four Seasons Total Landscaping (FSTL as Emily now calls it) and tiny ass spice jars.

Booze: Fortified Wine Cocktails

Panties in a Bunch: Nate on SNL and it's offensive commercial breaks

Queued Up: Matt on the show Love On The Spectrum

Stuck on It: Four Seasons Total Landscaping, little kids and piñatas, and tiny, expensive spice jars

Next Week's Booze: Sake (it to me)!

This week we are taking a break from our regularly scheduled programming (while Emily is cross country road trippin') to bring you one of our original "practice" episodes. During this throwback episode (originally recorded in August) the hosts are guzzling gin while Matt goes off on non-mask wearing idiots, Em espouses on the virtues on pandemic online shopping sprees, and Nate gets basic about bringing your own cell phone charger on trips. 

We'll be back with a new episode next week!

Booze: Gin!

Panties in a Bunch: Matt on the etiquette of mask wearing

Stuck on It: online shopping, cell phone chargers, and POTUS mispronouncing Yosemite

Next Week's Booze: Fortified wine cocktails of your choosing

On this week's edition the hosts were responsible for crafting their own Autumnal-style cocktails but for some reason Matt was juicing celery. Emily's panties are bunched about Lana del Rey, Nate's queueing up anything Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino, and the wheels officially come off the bus during Stuck On It when Matt unleashes with two options. 

Booze: Autumnal Cocktails

Panties in a Bunch: Emily on Lana Del Rey

Queued Up: Nate on the show Atlanta/Donald Glover/Childish Gambino

Stuck on It: How easy it is to buy a house/Matt not being a host on this pod, buying thrift books, and Harry Styles

Next Week's Booze: Fortified wine-based cocktail of your choosing (port, sherry, etc.)

On this episode the host’s spend their Sunday afternoon imbibing of red wine to help alleviate the Scaries. Emily and Nate went the Spanish route with Monastrell (southern Spain) and Mencia (northern Spain), while Matt got in touch with his Italian roots, guzzling a Montepulciano D'abruzzo (said in a thick accent). Meanwhile Matt’s (dainty) panties were bunched about the power struggle he is having with his parents for control of the family (see The Godfather). Em is queued up on season one of True Detective while Nate tries to hijack the segment since he is obsessed with the show. Last but not least the hosts are stuck on how much cooler is it to be a Democrat, paper straws, and Daylight Savings Time.

Booze: A not widely known red wine of your choosing

Panties in a Bunch: Matt on life as your parent's get older

Queued Up: Emily on True Detective Season 1

Stuck on It: How much cooler is it to be a Democrat, paper straws, and Daylight Savings Time.

Next Week's Booze: An AUTUMNAL cocktail of your choosing

In the latest installment (which was actually recorded at 5pm!) our fearless hosts attempt to chase away the Sunday Scaries by imbibing rye whiskey based cocktails. Nate's panties become even further bunched after his diatribe about the shortcomings of email marketing while Matt rambles on about how polite everyone is on The Great British Baking Show. And as usual one of the hosts is stuck on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but it's not who you might expect!

Booze: Rye whiskey

Panties in a Bunch: Nate on the infuriating inefficiency of email marketing

Queued Up: Matt on The Great British Baking Show (stream-able on Netflix) 

Stuck on It: The thrills of nail art and manicures for men, subscribing to Trump's brilliant campaign marketing (for research purposes), and the most followed man on da 'gram

Next Week's Booze: red wine you've never heard of (thanks Matt)

Imbibing dark rum cocktails late into a Sunday evening, the hosts rant and rave about modern day text message etiquette (read receipts turned on), the resurgence of Schitt's Creek, and a bunch of other nonsense...as usual. 

The three amigos drink white wines you've (probably) never heard of, Matt discusses his computer cable debacle, and Emily takes a deep dive into The Vow on HBO as she inches closer to the cult life.

This week your hosts drink citrusy cocktails while rambling on about the inconvenience of drop-down menus, Whitney Houston, the changing of the seasons, and why retail shopping is officially dead.

On our second official episode we are drinking scotch, talking for way too long about why hospital gowns have no back, and Netflix's relatively new series, Unsolved Mysteries. It's weird, it's wild, it's 5 O'clock Somewhere.