We rank this week’s news by how thankful we are for it: Matt Patricia is a hardo (1:54), Condoleeza Rice isn’t going to the Browns but she could’ve? (3:08), Golden State is imploding (5:52), thank god Le’Veon’s Steeler’s saga is over (7:59), we LOVED Monday Night Football (10:54), Thanksgiving weekend is the best sports weekend of the entire year (20:47), Gritty put a kid in the penalty box (23:34), and the Notre Dame vs. Syracuse game was the best day of our lives (24:48)

UNPROTECTED SEGS: Is ketchup canceled? (39:39) Jess isn’t ready for Thanksgiving (42:16), is standing in line sports? (46:18) We call Deb to talk about whether Thanksgiving is sports (50:01), Aunt Char is friends with Martha Stewart and goes go off the rails (1:03:55), Notre Rants (1:06:53), and BONUS: Thanksgiving MVP Challenge