Welcome back nerds - this week we got some astro bish business for you. No, you should not be surprised. It's cuffing season, that time of year you just want to cuddle up in front of the fire with your new boo but it's also Scorpio SZN and Mercury retrograde and Katie and Amanda are here to talk about it. How do you navigate the cuffing while also feeling v intense but also not being able to properly communicate all those feelings? Your hosts have answers. Your hosts also call each other out, tell some fun stories and hopefully give you a pep talk you need. Whether you have a boo ready to buy you a Christmas present or you're pulling an Emma Watson and you're consciously self-partnered, there's something in this episode for you. Unless you hate astrology, then you should def find another podcast to listen to. 

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This week 50WD is covering one of the most 2019 things out there: Ghosting. It's ubiquitous to the Tinder age. It's happened to all of us, all of us have done it and some of us are trying to do neither of those things and find love or whatever. With the spark of some listener mail (thank u, basic listener) and Amanda being bitter about some dude, you get to hear a pep talk about how ghosting is not actually that bad, it's psychologically more prevalent with people who believe in The One (TM) and some other sh*t shooting. There's some ghost stories that seem to be tied by a common Chipotle thread, Amanda tells a tale of a crazy ex girlfriend, Katie complains about her exes and only some of it was cut out this time - it's all the usual hijinks. Remember that you too can submit pleas for advice, no matter how basic, via email or DM. Get listening, nerds. 

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BOO! SPOOKY! SCARY! HAPPY HALLOWEEN y'all! It's the best day of the year. While last week your ghoulish hoe-sts walked you through the do's, don'ts and walks home from this glorious holiday, today is all in the spooky spirit with some scary whore-ror stories. Lord Farquaad and Medusa tell tales of the Dating Game Killer, who is named Robert, or Randy, or Richard or something and his nasty crimes, a Creepy Pasta with a surprising and um, interestingly written twist, and a true-tale of how Katie went on a date with a guy who gave off heavy serial killer vibes. There's laughs, cackles, a weird intro of terrifying millennial dating things that is never really touched on or explained - this episode has it all. Sit back, don't relax too much and remember to not go on dates with serial killers. Happy Halloween! 

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Get ready, ghouls, fools and hotties in between: the Halloween episodes have arrived. Round one is a lovely lil' reminder to not be icky this holiday season. Whether that's being appropriative (don't be a Spacey Kacey, y'all), letting the patriarchy tell you to be a sexy baby or losing condoms inside of people - don't be icky. Plain and simple. That said, this week your hoe-sts are inspiring you with some learnings on cultural appropriation, because a good and comedic reminder is never a bad thing. You're getting new and improved Halloween ideas, because maybe you aren't like Katie and Amanda and you haven't had your costume decided on since Christmas. You're even getting a bunch of listener tales of Halloween Walks of Shame (or Strides of Pride, no judgement). You'll laugh, you'll sigh, you'll hear Rocky wag his tail. Get on it. 

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Another week, another episode of shenanigans. This week your hoe-sts have a good old buddy on, Sarah, to talk about how at least 1/3 long distances relationships around the table don't have to fail. Sometimes bae moves, sometimes you move, sometimes you're just dumb, but however it happens, there's a lot of great tips to follow to keep the vibe alive. The LDR is a hard moment and Katie and Amanda speak to their experiences, but Sarah brings some well-needed positivity in with her lovely story about her and her boyfriend's LDR and not so LDR relationship. The week has laughs, jokes, high school horror stories (both Sarah's worst date and the pause in the show to talk about Amanda drawing on her face in 2019 like she did when she was 15) and a listener mail that is... sh*tty to say the least.

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Wow y’all welcome back you’re in for a ride this week - and not the one you imagine taking with your hoe-sts, wink wink. This week you jump right into a normal gals conversation about gross stuff that was strategically cut to remove questionable privacy issues and the word “goopy.” Joining your darling ladies this time are with some of their most darling ladies, Sarah and Kelsey, to talk about ableism in dating in the scope of mental illness. Due to podcasting being a hobby kind of thing and you not listening to enough ads apparently, the sound may be funky, so ye be warned. Honestly, just kind of imagine you’re at Denny’s with the crew for all this, it’ll be better that way. Now that those disclaimers are out of the way, prepare for thoughts from a thot on the new Joker movie, how long-term mental illness affects dating, finding a partner, getting laid, etc, and a story about giggin’. Just remember that mental illness stigma is real but that doesn't mean anyone should feel bad or limited about their normal, it just means that we have to find ways to make it work. 

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Are you ready to hear about Osmosis Jones and spoons? Maybe a bad hook up story involving the phrase "dead turtle position?" Well dude, I hope you are because that's what's queued up for you this week. For this week's 50WD the pals dive into dating with physical disabilities, whether they are obvious, invisible or you're just clueless, because as long as you're not a jerk about it, the hosts think it's okay to be clueless. Amanda is this week's person of interest as she discusses her four different invisible illnesses and how they have changed how she approaches everything in life, including dating. Katie is mostly along for the ride and here to ask dumb questions and tell fun stories. So it's pretty on brand for them. Get listening and remember to submit your worst dates and horror stories to be featured in a future episode.

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Welcome back to the channel, it's time to keep being woke. This week the ladies and their guest, Leianna are here to follow up on Episode #20: Get Kinky to talk about what isn't a kink... meaning people. Sorry to burst your bubble, jerks, but people are not kinks. You can't have a kink or fetish for any race, gender, orientation or whatever. If you do, this is a great episode to listen to because you'll learn about how uncomfy that is. Leianna walks your favorite hoe-sts through her experience in this regard, with a conversation with some irksome pickup lines, lots of lols and high-quality sound bites. Wrapping up this week is a listener mail from a guy who was apparently looking to bag people based on their race or religion but eventually redeems himself, a very emo happy ending and some other good stuff. Take a listen, kids. 

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Love yourself, bish! That's it. That's the whole episode description. JK. Really, today your favorite hoes are on their own and talking the journey and constant work that is loving yourself. Like Lizzo wants you to. There's some heavy stuff, some serious reflection and a whole lot of tea this week. If you ever felt like you were not enough, too much, not good enough or whatever and you get up every day, look yourself in the mirror and don't hate yourself, this one is for you. If you do feel that way, every day or just sometimes, this one is for you too. Topping this one off is a lovely listener mail from a Wes Anderson fan who met a real angry person and a DM from a friend and neighbor that recalls Amanda dragging a boy in the fifth grade. You know, normal stuff. 

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The sluts are back and they have a friend this week, Amanda's STL-area Taruaean, Breanna Sauls. Bree has seen a lot, done a lot and has a very open mind (Any babies looking for mommies out there? She's got you) and is the perfect guest for this week's topic: kinks. Your hosts and their pal will educate you on the lingo of the kink community - from fetishes to impact to scat, tell their tales, tell some other tales, discuss how cute those little butt plugs with the tails are, teach you how to approach your partner's kinks, exploring your kinks and telling people in a cool and casual way that you are indeed a freak. 

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