What's more Halloween than celebrating with a NSFW review of the most epic campaign rally Smallville has ever seen?

Jon gets further into his senate race against Lex and makes a bold strategy change: nominates Lois as his campaign manager. While Jon makes his moves, so does Martha...with Lionel. On Lex's side, Samantha Drake, president of the Students for Lex, devotes herself to Lex's victory by any means possible. Oh, "what about Clark?" you ask? Well, he's too busy thinking of excuses to not have sex with Lana.

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