Nothing brings secret lovers closer together than a terrible hostile takeover. Two cops bent on revenge against Lex take him hostage at his mansion for information on the crashed Kryptonian ship. Little do they know is that Lex has a really lame panic room and his best partner-in-crime, Lana Lang. Before Clark eventually goes to help, Jon starts to question Lois and all the new campaign money.

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