Right off the bat today, Headline of the Week contender #2: 'Kinki Kelli' headed to jail for pee spree, And it looks like we have a theme for our first Idiotology: HR director in France arrested after allegedly drugging female applicants in effort to get them to urinate during interviews, And in India, High-Speed train strikes cow on tracks...large part of cow sent airborne landing on a killing a man who was urinating out doors