Headline of the week contender: Man arrested for yelling profanities near church while wearing bike helmet with sex toy attached, Vancouver driver stops suspected impaired motorist but got busted for DUI, Cinemark will let movie goers decide what they want to use as a popcorn bucket

Florida Man 'self-medicating' with beer stabs sister over spilled milk, States and Capitals fun fact: There's only one without a McDonald's or Starbucks, 23-yr-old American surfer may have obliterated largest wave surfed record with 108-footer at Mavericks

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Intoxicated police officer allegedly released prisoners in Zambia to 'celebrate New Year's Eve', "It Happened Again": Go-Kart fun park edition, Video of a heated exchange between Ice T and New Jersey police was released

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

More than 80 people who attended LA Times food event became violently ill, It Happened Again: Zoo edition...another level: Elephant, Young girl grabs the microphone at her school Christmas concert and goes off script with comedy gold

Florida Man accused of stealing Amazon truck was wearing a 'Good Vibes Only' t-shirt and had a sunflower chest tattoo, Semi driver arrested after hit and run with a plane...outside a VFW post, Tis' the Season: Fight breaks out at Chicago's O'Hare Airport as travelers battle each other with 'wet floor' signs

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

The lawyer representing multiple Diddy accusers is being sued for giving a woman VD, Wife of Tommy Lee, Brittany Furlan says that Tommy only showers once a week, but that's OK...Chinese man suffers a heart attack when he became extremely angry while helping his son with homework

'Santa Claus' helps nab car theft suspect in Alabama, HOTW contender: Man who killed woman with can of beans for tearing his Denver Broncos jersey is sentenced, Deputy Mayor of Public Safety for City of Los Angeles put on administrative leave over FBI investigation into LA City Hall bomb threat. Actual mayor not amused...