Dirty Dicks: We got back to the legend of the swollen dick, how to properly clean your uncut dick and Shane Dawson cumming on his cat.

Mom Embarrasses Daughter: For the crime of having social media, a mom tells the Internet that she has shitty and pissy underwear. Also an influencer beats up her kid

Judge Sentencing: Guy goes off on judge and gets years added to his 22 year sentence. Also Gary Busey and Michael Jace from The Shield.

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