586

586

By Mason GuidryComedy
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586 episodes

  • Turn this motor house into a motor *home*

    During this episode, Mason and Haley take about the summer so far, comedy shows, and an *announcement*.


    We dive into:

    • Mason's show at the House of Comedy at the Mall of America

    • Mall walking at the Mall of America

    • The Menzingers show in Knoxville

    • Mason's upcoming shows, including one at ETSU on 9-9

    • RV-ing (announcement)

    • Taking photos of Prague on Black and White film

    • Haley being sick for a month

    • Jersey City RV park

    • Upcoming trips to Graceland, NYC, Florida

    and more!


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    1 hr 1 min
  • Shenanigans with Keith Marcell

    During this episode, Mason and Haley are joined by their first in person guest, comedian Keith Marcell!


    Things we talk about:

    • Signs of diabetes

    • Keith tells Mason that he needs a bar where they know his name

    • Haley growing up in a small town in the south

    • Eating at McDonald's in Europe

    • The Sims and making babies sleep outside (Keith suggests a CPS Expansion pack)

    • Concert Mishaps

    • Goodwill Outlets and Athens' version of it

    • Haley pulls Keith a tarot card

    • Illicit substances chat

    and more!


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    1 hr 5 min
  • Crickets and Alligators (Chat GPT named this episode)

    During this episode, Mason and Haley talk about events in New Orleans, verbally duke it out about being boring, and talk about shows.

    • Living a day without water in the building

    • The great debate over body decomposition rates

    • Devil Horse’s crickets at a cemetery in New Orleans and how dumb they are

    • Mason’s Mimi wanting to feed alligators chocolate mints

    • Mason doing comedy in New Orleans

    • Seeing The Cure at the Smoothie King Center in NOLA

    • Mason and Haley duke it out (verbally)

    • Mason takes Haley’s pen away because she isn’t drawing anything useful

    • Haley’s first photopass for an arena for BUSH and Breaking Benjamin

    • Haley assumes BUSH is from the Australian Bush

    and more!

    *Mason would now like to be referred to as Hillary Rodham Clinton


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    1 hr 32 min
  • Fashion

    During this episode, we talk about lots of things. Stick around til the end for a “fashion show”


    Those things include: 

    • RIP Jerry Springer (aka Judge Jerry)

    • Dead Celebrities and Harambe 

    • We dive too deep into Jerry Springer episode

    • How wild they are in Naked and Afraid

    • Mason finding his inner child on the slide in Ft Kid

    • How scary it is killing crabs

    • Mason’s wig during a comedy show

    • Haley wrecking directly into Mason on skis

    • Mason’s bike wreck and Crocs flying

    • AI super weirdly bad Fashion Show with Canva 


    and more!



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    1 hr 17 min
  • We're taking callers

    During this episode, we welcome our first guest (she still doesn't know she was on the podcast), Haley's Mom.

    We also talk about: 

    • The Daddy vs Daddy dilema

    • Dual Survival and Cody being dramatic

    • Haley's Mom says Pedro Pascal is "okay"

    • Mason being stereotyped as a drug dealer in the produce section at Walmart

    • Fireworks for fish

    • Mason's Mom getting married in Vegas

    • Getting locked inside of an aquarium in a Vegas casino

    • High school fights and Haley being accused of stealing

    • Mason accidentally doing comedy in High school


    and more!


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    1 hr 7 min
  • Boy's Don't Cry but Ticketmaster Does

    This episode has it all - a Giveaway (enter through April 4!), a Viking named Harold (he was a jerk), and Robert Smith telling Ticketmaster how it is WHILE TYPING IN ALL CAPS (A HERO).

    We also talk about: 

    • The AFI Sing the Sorrow Forum (a girl passed out, Mason mentions Daddy David, a man violently licks a vinyl while crowd surfing, etc)

    • The Viking Museum in Sweden (they did NOT like Polish people)

    • Mason calling Haley’s teeth illiterate and Haley taking matters into her own hands

    • Comedy happenings (Mason’s show in Asheville)

    • Extreme Sisters and how disturbing it is

    • ROBERT SMITH TAKING ON TICKETMASTER

    • A Cure fan sending us a record because he was happy

    • And more!
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    • 57 min
    • European Invasion Parts 1 & 2

      The gang is in Prague! During this episode, Mason and Haley and in Europe and talk about all of the cool, weird, kinda scary, and funny things that have been happening! Parts 1 & 2 (aka, this one is long).


      • Mason discusses train sushi
      • How Mason handles the street scammers pretending to take donations 
      • A Polish man tries to manipulate his way into the hotel room in Warsaw, then refuses to leave the hotel that he isn’t staying in
      • The scary Russian Uber ride from hell that dropped the gang off by a warehouse (FreeNow)
      • Going to concerts in foreign countries (Ville Valo from HIM)
      • The insane amount of stairs in Europe
      • A drunk Finnish couple who is fascinated with the United States buys Haley and Mason drinks and makes enemies with everyone else
      • Haley accidentally pays Mason pack by injuring him in his sleep
      • Visiting Prague Castle, Poland, and more


      • We have Instagram now! www.instagram.com/586podcast



        2 hr 9 min
      • Is Mason a Myspace misogynist?

        Welcome back! The gang is all here. In this episode, we talk about:

        • Haley confusing Frasier and Becker for a very long time
        • Mason talks about how he had to watch MASH to parent himself
        • Mason gets a new Myspace regarding misogyny
        • Polaroid tells you not to take selfies with their cameras
        • Seeing Notre Dame before it burned
        • Staying at an 8 floor walk up in Paris
        • Haley further proves her lack of popular street terminology
        • A quick Jordan Peterson impression
        • Jack the Ripper vs Ben Franklin
        • and more!



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          1 hr 10 min
        • Live from New York - it's 586 LIVE! (pre-recorded)

          LIVE (pre-recorded) from New York! In this episode, the gang stays in Brooklyn's tiniest hotel room (it could be). Many exciting things happen, including:


          - Mason getting new Crocs
          - Witnessing a crime at BestBuy in Times Square
          - Mason is mistaken for a Jewish man and is flattered
          - The insanity of NYC at Christmas
          - The horrible bathroom at Burlington Coat Factory
          = Sister Wives - Kody is blowing it

          .. and more!


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          1 hr 10 min
        • Off the chain

          This episode is off the chain. The streets have gifted Mason a chain, and his life will never be the same. That rhymed. This time the gang talks about:

          • How the streets of Knoxville gifted Mason with a chain that's definitely not real gold
          • Mason and Haley went to a concert and talk about the scary White Orc in the mosh pit
          • Haley advocates for ASMR and Mason thinks otherwise
          • Mason lets Haley pierce his ear 
          • Punches are thrown while Mason practices self-defense in his sleep
          • Mason went sewer diving for a stranger

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            1 hr 11 min

          About 586

          From the publisher's feed

          Comedian Mason Guidry and non-comedian Haley Guidry sit down to talk about current happenings. Comedy, travel, music, and probably other things too!