We rank the news as to how stressful it was: Gritty took over last week (2:46), The Thanksgiving NFL games were perfect for Thanksgiving (5:57), Tiger vs Phil was...not great, Bob! (9:26), The Steelers and Pats made us nervous (14:27), Baker Mayfield and Hue Jackson were awkwardly reunited (18:58), the Celtics aren’t great (23:40), college football rivalry week was everything we hoped it would be and more (Gatorade showers, fights on the sideline, etc.) (23:41), and Notre Dame had a perfect season (32:38).

SEGMENTS! Charlotte got on a train illegally (40:01), True Gritty Chapter 5: Gritty Goes Rogue (43:06), Ted Kennedy’s ghost lives in Aunt Char’s attic (48:20), Deb thinks art heists are sports (56:02), Martha Stewart is back at Tiffany’s! (1:05:47), Jess explains grape surgery to Char (1:02:40), and Jess rants about Notre Dame somehow even though they’re undefeated (1:09:00)

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