Easily the best argument against television is that it's not very good.  I believe that I would only watch a couple of programs a week if it weren't for sports and the power of recording.  DVR makes it possible to screen what I see.  A better tool would let me replace the current TV offerings with the older programs they are referencing.  Surely, all these imitators of "I Love Lucy" have some explaining to do!

Different Drummer: Jay Bulworth