After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day which included popcorn, Big Brother, a hearty bruffcuss, a trip to the Apple Snack store and a sweet card. Happy Kick-Off Weekend for College Sportsball.

The Fat One has a list so he has a lot to say including aggravating bots, sportsball, new jewelry’s coupon for the sportsball and his weekly trip to the Von’s East. Happy National Cherry Turnover Day.

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included nattering about HOA fees and Villa value, Seniorcize class with bonus caaaaaake, Costco and a fuzzy head. Happy Banana Lover’s Day.

The Fat One returns with a final recap of the weekend which included Shenanigans from The Nip, Big Brother nattering, a gas report and sportsball. Happy National Cherry Popsicle Day.

The Fat One kicks off the final week of August with a partial recap of weekend which included Big Brother nattering, banana pudding, a trip to the Sam’s Club, Friday at Fatty’s and LOTS of rain. Happy National Banana Split Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included attempts to secure a reservation for the Rat World trip, some Big Brother nattering and an update on the side effects of the vaccines. Happy National Spamoni Day.

The Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball, a technology update, the coupon, vaccines and another visit from the new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Sweet Tea Day.

After several “Good Morning BF” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball, Seniorcize class, a trip to Shady Pines, a new BlackBook Air and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day.

The Fat One returns with some Big Brother nattering, a new mechanical, some AppleSnacking information, and a coupon report and some gas reports. Happy Potato Day.

The Fat One returns to share details of his weekend which included talk about Big Brother, Friday at Fatty’s, trips to the Lowell’s and the Aldida grocerarlium, sportsball, rain, a funeral and that woman acting like Andy Griffith on the TV machine. Happy National Soft Serve Ice Cream Day.