The Tea

The Tea returns with digital picture frame warfare, musical theater arguments, therapy talk, jury duty panic, and a major life update from Lauri and Star.

Joe announces a possible release schedule shakeup for the network before the conversation immediately derails into stories about Aura Frames, family photo sabotage, and relatives secretly re-uploading pictures to each other’s digital displays. Joe also tells the story of his mom accidentally setting a screenshot of her phone as her lock screen and becoming convinced her phone had stopped turning off.

Later, Joe shares how he used AI to edit a family baseball photo by adding a giant beer in front of his mom — who famously doesn’t drink — and then convinced her to send the picture to friends anyway.

The group also spirals into a full conversation about RENT, Chicago, movie musicals, “singing-through” theater productions, and which celebrities somehow became lifelong obsessions after one good performance.

Jay opens up about starting therapy again following a recent death in the family, leading to a surprisingly sincere conversation about anxiety, coping mechanisms, mental health, and the strange ways people process trauma.

Meanwhile, Lauri gives an update on her ongoing jury duty saga and reveals that she and Star are officially beginning the adoption process, including attending orientation and discussing what kind of child they may eventually adopt.

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Plus: Russian orphan jokes, AI trolling, baseball stories, and the usual chaos.

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Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. Wherever you are, we’re glad you’re here.

This week on The Tea, the conversation goes everywhere. Joe, Jay, and Laurian catch up on Vegas trips, weddings, commercial shoots, and the ongoing challenge of making friends as adults. Along the way, stories spiral into high school memories, family moments, and a few situations that are almost too ridiculous to believe.

Jay shares highlights from a bachelor party in Vegas, working on a commercial with a very well-trained beagle, and unexpectedly making a new friend on set. The group reflects on how hard it is to build new friendships outside of work and what that looked like back in high school.

Joe recounts a memorable (and slightly traumatic) experience volunteering as a “patient” for medical students, where he had to lie still while being evaluated in ways he definitely did not expect.

A simple Starbucks order turns into a full breakdown when “venti” becomes confused for the name of a drink, leading to one of the episode’s most absurd and relatable moments.

Laurian gives an update on writing a TV pilot with her dad, including a creative process that raises some serious questions about how scripts are actually supposed to be written. The conversation turns to how long it really takes to write something good and what it means to just start creating.

The episode also includes a tattoo dilemma involving a baby portrait and whether to update it to better reflect reality, sparking a surprisingly thoughtful discussion.

Jay is now on the hunt for a new car after learning his current one may not be worth repairing, while Laurian enjoys a low-key spring break focused on rest and recovery.

From awkward memories to completely chaotic misunderstandings, this episode is classic The Tea: loose, funny, and full of moments that somehow feel both ridiculous and familiar.

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This week on The Tea, Joe, Lauri, and Jay cover everything from questionable hotel hygiene to Dairy Queen disasters, with plenty of detours into pop culture, fast food, and DMV chaos along the way. What starts as a simple catch-up quickly spirals into stories about bachelor parties, emotional support furniture, and a truly unhinged Blizzard experience.

This episode is classic The Tea: loose, conversational, and full of unexpected tangents that somehow all connect. Whether it’s DMV drama, fast food nostalgia, or sitcom deep dives, the chaos feels right at home—and proves that sometimes the best stories come from the most random places.

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In this episode, the hosts cover everything from questionable therapy sessions to a genuinely terrifying AI scam, along with Laurie’s week of food poisoning, workplace chaos, and an upcoming sketch show.

Joe and Jay revisit Laurie’s experience with “Scribbles,” a therapy setup that raises more questions than answers. Between the lack of accreditation and surprise meditation tactics, they try to figure out what’s actually going on—and whether it’s helping at all.

Joe then shares a disturbing real-life story involving his parents, who received a phone call from someone using his voice, claiming he had been arrested after a fatal car accident. The scam nearly convinced them to send bail money, leading to a larger discussion about AI voice cloning, privacy, and how easily these schemes can fool people.

Laurie walks through her own ordeal this week, which included getting sick at work, throwing up, being wheeled through school in front of students, and a frustrating urgent care visit. After getting food poisoning twice, she realizes the likely culprit was oatmeal she had saved and reheated over multiple days.

The group also gets into doctor pet peeves, workplace absurdities, and how easily things spiral when communication breaks down.

Jay teases a future story about a recent Vegas trip, while Laurie plugs her upcoming sketch show with the team “Moxie” at the Pack Theater in Los Angeles.

As always, the episode balances real-world anxiety with chaotic humor, moving quickly from unsettling to ridiculous in classic Tea fashion.

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Joe and Lauri are back behind the microphones for another lively installment of The Tea, serving up sharp observations, personal anecdotes, and plenty of side-quests along the way. As always, the conversation flows freely—moving from pop culture commentary to personal stories and the kind of candid back-and-forth that makes The Tea feel like eavesdropping on two friends catching up over coffee.

From unexpected detours in the conversation to moments of laugh-out-loud honesty, this episode captures the signature rhythm of the show: quick wit, storytelling, and the occasional tangent that somehow becomes the best part of the discussion.

Episode 4 delivers exactly what listeners expect from The Tea: unscripted conversation, candid opinions, and a steady stream of laughs. Whether they’re dissecting the absurdities of everyday life or simply riffing off each other’s stories, Joe and Lauri keep things entertaining from start to finish.

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This week, The Tea goes fully in-person as Joe, Jay, and Lauri record together from Jay’s soon-to-be former apartment in Glendale. What starts as a casual hangout quickly spirals into moving chaos, medical mysteries, jury duty drama, and one truly unforgettable encounter with a swarm of cyclists.

With Jay preparing for a move, the group dives into packing, downsizing, and the surprisingly low emotional attachment to six years of apartment living—while somehow turning a simple refrigerator into a major plot point.

Episode Highlights

Jay’s Big Move

The Refrigerator Situation

Cassandra Energy

Lauri vs. The Cyclists

The Gas Pump Incident

Medical Corner with Lauri

Jury Duty Breakdown

Joe’s Metro Adventure

Live Call to Mom

Final Thoughts

This episode is classic The Tea: three friends in the same room, talking over each other, derailing every topic, and turning everyday situations into full-blown chaos. From gas station disasters to bike gang confrontations, it’s a reminder that sometimes the most dramatic stories come from the most ordinary days.

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Once the count-off hits, the show officially begins—and immediately veers into classic Tea territory. From streaming service chaos and workplace absurdity to Disneyland exclusivity myths and deeply relatable family dysfunction, this episode proves that structure is optional but opinions are not.

This episode captures The Tea in its fully formed state: conversational, sharp, self-aware, and deeply human. It’s less about headlines and more about the quiet (and loud) ways adulthood complicates everything—from streaming passwords to Disneyland dreams to Christmas morning.

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After a… false start, The Tea officially kicks off its 2026 season with a proper reset—and from there, things settle into classic Tea form: messy group dynamics, holiday fallout, travel disasters, bodily mishaps, and deeply unnecessary details shared far too freely.

Joe, Jay, and Lauri reunite for the real beginning of Season 8, picking up with stories that spiral quickly and never quite come back under control.

Season 8 starts not with a bang—but with a do-over, followed by exactly the kind of unfiltered storytelling The Tea does best. If this is how the year begins, buckle up.

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In this lively conversation, the hosts discuss their personal lives, including apartment hunting, creative ideas for TikTok, and the cultural implications of cosmetic procedures. They also share humorous anecdotes about their recent dining experience at a restaurant, highlighting their food choices and interactions with friends. The dynamic between the hosts showcases their unique personalities and relationships, making for an entertaining and engaging discussion. In this lively conversation, the hosts share their dining experiences, discussing food choices, interactions with friends, and humorous anecdotes from their recent gathering. They delve into the dynamics of ordering food, the impressions made by fellow diners, and the late-night antics of neighbors, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone. In this conversation, Lauri shares her experiences with noisy neighbors and the ineffective responses from the police. The group discusses the challenges of living in an apartment complex, using humor to cope with frustrating situations. Lauri recounts a late-night confrontation with her neighbors, while Joe shares a humorous cooking mishap involving a phone mix-up. The conversation reflects on the absurdity of everyday life and the importance of respect in shared living spaces. In this conversation, Lauri shares her experiences navigating school life, focusing on the challenges of access and the ingenious solutions she has developed, such as her extensive keychain. The discussion transitions into a personal story about attending a protest, highlighting the importance of friendships and expectations in social situations. The conversation wraps up with reflections on priorities and the dynamics of relationships.

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In this episode, Joe, Jay and Lauri engage in a lively discussion that begins with light-hearted banter and transitions into deeper topics such as celebrity drama, generational reactions to controversies, and the concept of 'imprinting' from Twilight. They explore the absurdity of fame and public perception while sharing personal anecdotes and humor throughout the conversation. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various personal topics including the significance of birthdays and anniversaries, the responsibilities that come with being part of a wedding party, the dynamics of friendship in relation to weddings, and the challenges of aging and family health. They also share lighthearted moments and personal anecdotes, creating a relatable and engaging dialogue. In this episode, the conversation flows from a light-hearted discussion about food, specifically the Big Kahuna sandwich, to the complexities of planning a Fatchlerette party. The group navigates scheduling challenges and personal updates, sharing insights into their lives and future plans. The dynamic between the friends showcases their camaraderie and humor, making for an engaging and relatable episode.

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