David and his army battle more giants.

David returns to the throne and crushes the seditious attempt by a rebel who rejected him.

David's exile ends and experiences what the saying 'You can never go home again ' means.

Mary, Elizabeth, and Zacharias receive birth announcements before they even get pregnant! In modern times pregnant people have to fight for the rights associated with it, but in this chapter we see how a woman who gives birth doesn't even have the final word on what the newborn is named. The patriarchal societies of the Bible treat women as property and the same legacy exists among modern Bible thumpers who also claim to believe that God is NOT a biased respecter of persons.

The enemy that had David and his forces on the run is defeated but winning was not so sweet when word gets back to the king.

The second suicide of the Old Testament happens when a prophet feels dishonored because his advice was not taken.

A live sex show is what Absalom treats the world to, featuring himself and all his father's, King David's, side pieces.

Jesus bids the disciples adieu after resurrecting from the tomb. Merry Christmas family 💘 yo hablo Espanol un poco, is not the same as speaking in tongues!

Unlike Jan 6th, 2021 David's government IS successfully overthrown by none other than his own son Absalom.