We rank this week’s news completely arbitrarily in honor of the college football playoff committee: The four hour-long Selection Sunday show made absolutely no sense (3:26), Conference Championship games (7:13), Philly Special sucks (17:04), the Bears lost to the Giants and NFL coaches swore up a storm, we address the recent domestic violence issues in the NFL (22:39), Brett Favre still can’t use a cell phone (25:37), Fred Hoiberg and Mike McCarthy got fired (26:25), Gritty made a half-court shot (27:40), Steph Curry made girls shoes because a nine year old with perfect grammar wrote to him (28:30).

SEGMENTS: Booking travel for a bowl game is sports (33:40), Charlotte had a field day with the Wilder Vs Fury fight on Twitter (39:07), Jess hates cord-cutting but won’t pay for cable (40:23), Deb explains the story of Chanukah (42:34), Ketchup, again (53:32), and “Baby It’s Cold Outside” are both canceled, True Gritty: Gritty meets Mark Davis (57:40), Aunt Char talks about meningitis (1:00:58), Notre Rants (1:04:44), and next week from L.A.!!!!

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