We're coming out from our involuntary hiatus to remedy the cursed start of the year we’ve had with some good ol' self-reflection! We talk about age gap relationships, what we're currently obsessed with (Che Diaz), try to make sense of our villain origin story, and tell  semi-depressing and mostly amusing anecdotes from our early teens. And as I'm sat here typing this, I couldn't help but wonder: Are we really back, or is everyone else turning their backs on us?

A spectre is haunting Hollywood—the spectre of Asian American minstrels. It's just the two of us this episode as we explore the Crazy Rich Asianification of Asian representation in Western media. We talk about the recent noodle discourse, the figures and shows that fall short of blatant self-hate, mobilising our anti-Henry Golding campaign, and ask the important question: Is  Sky Ferreira right? Is EVERYTHING embarrassing?

**DISCLAIMER: the audio is wonky this episode, we tried to make the best of it. We are dumb cavewomen, so it will be much better next ep. We also wrongly say CHRISTOPHER WALKEN was in The Office instead of JAMES SPADER. Sorry office stans! We don’t wanna incur your wrath! Thank you for listening <3**

We're honouring our ~inaugural~ episode by chatting with a dear old pal of ours, Mitchell Hansen, or Elder Hansen as we know him.  From his upbringing in the Mormon church, to coming out and eventually leaving the grasp of religion, we cover all the juicy bases and ask the important question: Are the Lord and Lorde in their flop eras?