Dave and Milt count down the top 10 funniest holiday songs of all time. They discuss everything from classic hits like 'Father Christmas' by The Kinks to hilarious tracks like 'Santa's Penis' by The Resignios. With a mix of insightful commentary and humorous banter, the duo also feature iconic sketches from 'SNL' and wacky holiday tunes. A special holiday-themed song from the hosts wraps up the episode. This light-hearted journey through humorous holiday music is sure to bring some laughter to your festive season.

Topics

00:00 Introduction and Holiday Spirit

00:38 Christmas and Hanukkah Alignment

01:48 Avoiding 'Last Christmas' by Wham!

02:54 Top 10 Funniest Holiday Songs Countdown Begins

04:56 Number 10: The Grinch Song Uncensored

08:20 Number 9: SNL's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

13:32 Number 8: SNL's Christmas Time is Here

17:36 Number 7: Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song

21:21 Number 6: All Time Low's Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

25:52 Number 5: The Kinks' Father Christmas

26:26 Hilarious Christmas Song Picks

28:21 Muppets and Christmas Classics

30:40 SNL's Christmas Time for the Jews

34:50 Bob and Doug McKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas

37:33 Funny Christmas Songs Recap

47:41 Holiday Song from the Hosts

50:29 Final Thoughts and Holiday Wishes

THE RANKINGS

Dave and Milt explore the top 10 Billboard hits of December 8, 1990. They critique and analyze tracks from icons like Madonna, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and more obscure artists like Stevie B. The duo also delve into music history, dissecting samples and the origins of notable tracks. The episode features a fun limerick quiz on songs with 'time' in the title and leads to surprising conclusions about the week's biggest hits. A particularly contentious discussion wraps up with Dave and Milt differing on the final rankings, culminating in an unexpected verdict for the week's music quality.

Topics

01:31 Listener Feedback and Shoutouts

12:28 Top 10 Songs of December 8th, 1990

19:52 Madonna's 'Justify My Love'

30:29 Suzanne Vega's 'Tom's Diner' Remix

39:10 UB40's 'The Way You Do the Things You Do'

42:23 Debating the Merits of Cover Songs

43:45 Rodent Troubles and Heroic Deeds

46:43 Nostalgia and Music Trivia

47:56 Wilson Phillips and Music Royalties

53:15 Groove is in the Heart: A Deep Dive

01:04:16 Mariah Carey's Ballads and Yacht Rock

01:20:19 A Heartfelt Tribute

01:21:29 The Ballad Rule

01:22:10 Karaoke and Iconic Songs

01:24:03 Tattoo Mishaps

01:26:19 Bette Midler's Ballads

01:32:23 Whitney Houston's Evolution

01:41:42 The Postman Song

01:44:24 Recap and Reflections

01:58:30 Final Thoughts and Fun

In this episode of Past Tens, hosts Dave and Milt are joined by guest Josh Gilette for a special draft of the best albums from 1986. The episode features a mix of analysis, humor, farts, and personal anecdotes as each participant selects their favorite records from the year, including hits from Run DMC, Bon Jovi, Prince, and farts. Highlights also include an unexpected first-round pick, reflections on classic live albums, and an in-depth look at some of the most iconic soundtracks and farts. The show concludes with a recap of everyone's picks and some final thoughts on the music that defined 1986.

00:00 Introduction and Podcast Overview

01:18 Whamageddon and Listener Engagement

02:43 Introducing the ABCs of Rock Draft

03:10 Guest Introduction and High School Memories

04:32 Draft Rules and Year Selection

13:04 First Round Picks Begin

36:15 The Origin of 'Life's Rich Pageant'

36:39 R.E.M.'s Musical Journey

37:29 Superman: A Cover and Its Controversy

38:07 Stalking Songs Hall of Fame

39:16 The Milt Show: A Fraternity Tradition

40:07 Beastie Boys' Breakthrough with 'Licensed to Ill'

44:34 Prince's Underrated Album: 'Parade'

47:57 Boston's Long-Awaited 'Third Stage'

53:59 Paul Simon's 'Graceland': A Genre-Bending Masterpiece

01:00:20 Janet Jackson's 'Control': A Groundbreaking Album

01:14:03 Milt's Fourth Pick: Robert Cray's Strong Persuader

01:16:14 Concert Memories and Live Performances

01:17:40 Milt's Fifth Pick: Madonna's True Blue

01:21:45 Josh's Fifth Pick: The Housemartins' London 0 Hull 4

01:24:31 Dave's Fifth Pick: Huey Lewis and the News' Fore!

01:27:26 Sabrina's Final Pick: Top Gun Soundtrack

01:34:31 Josh's Final Pick: Pretty in Pink Soundtrack

01:37:21 Milt's Final Pick: The Bangles' Different Light

01:44:21 Undrafted Albums and Final Thoughts

In this special Thanksgiving episode of 'Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine,' hosts Dave and Milt take listeners on a nostalgic journey through the best uses of 'Na Na Na' in rock and roll history. From iconic tracks like The Beatles' 'Hey Jude' to Wilson Pickett's 'Land of 1,000 Dances,' they countdown the top ten tunes featuring this catchy vocal motif. Along the way, they discuss memorable guest appearances, concert experiences, and personal anecdotes, making for a fun and engaging romp through music history.

Topics

03:21 Defining the 'Na Na' Phenomenon

07:59 Top 10 'Na Na' Songs Countdown Begins

08:29 Number 10: One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

09:57 Number 9: Pink - So What

13:15 Number 8: Deep Purple - Hush

15:32 Number 7: Michael Jackson - PYT (Pretty Young Thing)

21:05 Number 6: Roxette - The Look

24:03 Number 5: J. Geils Band - Centerfold

29:11 Number 4: Steam - Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye

31:29 Couch Potato TV and Squid Game

32:02 The Song Nobody Remembers

33:30 Journey's Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

35:32 Yacht Rock Gold Concert Experience

38:16 The Viral Stadium Chants

39:17 Ranking the Top Na Na Songs

43:24 Honorable Mentions and Also-Rans

54:15 The Beatles' Hey Jude

59:27 Thanksgiving and Whamageddon

(A Tribute to Past Tens’ Thanksgiving Jam)

'Twas the day before turkey, and all through the pod,

“Hey Jude,” they agreed, had a 'Na' that won hearts,

Dave chimed in, “Remember that gig in ‘85?

Each track got a story, a chuckle, a thought,

“Was there ever a bad na?” Milt queried aloud,

As the countdown continued, nostalgia ran wild,

In this episode of Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine, hosts Dave and Milt, alongside special guest Alan Frost, conduct a time-traveling draft to select the best albums of 1971. The draft features iconic records from The Who, Led Zeppelin, Marvin Gaye, The Rolling Stones, Joni Mitchell, Elton John, Carole King, and more. AI assistant Sabrina also participates, contributing to the eclectic and spirited musical debate. The episode highlights personal stories, historical significance, and classic tracks from a formative year in rock and roll history.

Topics

01:06 Listener Mail and Record Store Memories

03:58 Drafting the Best Albums of 1971

05:42 Introducing the Teams and Draft Order

13:24 First Round Picks: The Who and Led Zeppelin

25:03 Second Round Picks: Rolling Stones and The Doors

33:36 Sabrina and Alan's Picks: Marvin Gaye and Yes

39:53 The Peak of Classic Rock

41:01 Progressive Rock and Its Pioneers

42:49 Rod Stewart's Signature Album

47:17 Elton John's Madman Across the Water

50:58 The Allman Brothers at Fillmore East

55:44 Carole King's Tapestry

58:14 David Bowie's Hunky Dory

01:10:20 John Lennon's Imagine

01:14:24 Isaac Hayes' Shaft Soundtrack

01:16:41 Wawa Guitar and Wawa Watson

01:16:58 Podcast Banter and Quotes

01:17:41 New Rochelle High School Alumni

01:18:33 Simpsons Voice Actor Retires

01:20:00 Funkadelic's Maggot Brain

01:22:53 Sly and the Family Stone's Classic

01:25:33 Billy Joel's Cold Spring Harbor

01:30:04 Don McLean's American Pie

01:33:04 Soul Train Theme Song

01:35:36 All in the Family Theme Song

01:39:38 Draft Recap and Final Thoughts

In this lively episode of 'Top 10 Time Machine', hosts Dave and Milt travel back to November 24, 1979, to review and analyze the top 10 songs on the Billboard charts from that week. The episode features hits from Fleetwood Mac, Donna Summer, Eagles, and more. Dave reveals his love for the unconventional 'Tusk', while Milt highlights the chart-topping collaboration between Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer. They also explore lesser-known gems and debate their favorite tracks. With listener shoutouts, quirky banter, and a playdate segment, this episode blends nostalgia with lively discussion.

Topics

01:19 Special Guest and Listener Reviews

04:53 Celebrity Mentions and Coincidences

07:05 Time Travel to 1979

24:09 Fleetwood Mac's Experimental Hit

35:53 Stevie Wonder's Unusual Project

41:07 Kenny Rogers' Ballad Phase

46:41 Casey and the Sunshine Band's Ballad Departure

51:00 RKC's Ballads and Journey's Soulful Hits

52:20 Eagles' Heartache Tonight: A Deep Dive

58:40 Donna Summer's Record-Breaking Note

00:15 Lionel Richie's Still and Relationship Reflections

01:08:18 Styx's Babe and Band Dynamics

01:14:35 Playdate: Songs with 'Babe' or 'Baby'

01:21:33 Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer's Iconic Duet

01:34:57 Substitution Segment: Rewriting the Musical History

Dave and Milt, alongside guest David Kaufer, draft their favorite albums, movie soundtracks, and TV theme songs from the year 1983. The episode includes discussions on iconic albums like The Police's 'Synchronicity,' David Bowie's 'Let's Dance,' and Cyndi Lauper's 'She's So Unusual.' The team also covers memorable soundtracks such as 'The Big Chill' and 'Flashdance,' as well as TV themes like the 'A-Team' and 'Fraggle Rock.' With humorous and personal anecdotes, the draft offers a nostalgic trip through one of music's most eclectic years.

Topics

01:58 Special Guest Introduction

04:00 Drafting the Top Albums of 1983

05:46 Draft Rules and Team Names

11:17 First Round Picks

17:43 Second Round Picks

32:32 Third Round Picks

48:30 Bryan Adams

49:42 Billy Joel's 'An Innocent Man' Album Deep Dive

52:34 The Big Chill Soundtrack: A Game Changer

56:43 Valley Girl Soundtrack: A Nostalgic Trip

01:01:54 ZZ Top's 'Eliminator' and More Picks

01:14:24 Cyndi Lauper and TV Theme Picks

01:20:12 Final Picks and Wrap-Up

Dave and Milt take a trip back to October 1981, analyzing the Billboard Top 10 albums of that week. They critique and celebrate albums from legendary artists like Billy Joel, Pat Benatar, The Police, Rolling Stones, and more. The duo also shares personal stories, including a car breakdown adventure that tests their friendship! Oh the drama! Just listen. Throw us a bone. Milt is still bitter about the Yankees. Now get out there and vote for Frank Stallone. Your country needs you.

Topics

01:27 Listener Feedback and Shoutouts

02:53 Car Troubles. Fries for Milt. Mmmm.

12:32 Exploring the Top 10 Albums of October 1981

17:12 Hall & Oates: Private Eyes

23:57 Pat Benatar: Precious Time

31:39 Billy Joel: Songs in the Attic

41:43 The Police: Ghost in the Machine

50:35 The Playdate. Milt sweats.

51:00 Bruce Springsteen and John Steinbeck?

51:25 Fleetwood Mac's Ghostly Figures

51:58 Jim Croce's Ghostly Lover. Um what?

52:29 Pearl Jam's Ghostly Mediocrity

54:08 Dan Fogelberg's Run for the Roses. Dave gags.

01:00:22 Stevie Nicks' Edge of Seventeen

01:09:44 Foreigner's Jukebox Hero

01:15:28 Bob Seger's Live Album

01:20:25 Journey's Escape

01:26:33 Rolling Stones' Tattoo You

01:30:46 You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

Dave and Milt, along with guest Mike O'Neill, embark on a nostalgic journey through a rock and roll draft of the top albums of 1988. The draft order reveals the teams, including a unique AI participant named Sabrina. The hosts passionately discuss iconic albums such as Public Enemy's 'It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back,' U2's 'Rattle and Hum,' N.W.A.'s 'Straight Outta Compton,' and Tracy Chapman's impactful debut. Additional discussions feature notable picks like Metallica’s '...And Justice for All,' Living Colour's 'Vivid,' Bobby Brown's 'Don't Be Cruel,' and more. The episode is filled with anecdotes, lively banter, and deep dives into the songs and albums that defined the year. The final round concludes with surprising picks and overlooked gems, leaving listeners eager to join future drafts and become part of the community.

Topics

02:27 Remembering Judy

03:53 ABC's of Rock: Drafting Top Albums of 1988

04:27 Guest Introduction: Mikey O'Neal

08:01 Draft Order and Team Names

12:34 First Round Picks

20:52 Second Round Picks

28:27 Third Round Picks

45:04 Nostalgic Camp Memories

45:40 Hair Bands and Heavy Metal

48:45 Living Color's Impact

51:45 Metallica's Iconic Album

54:41 Prince's Playful Genius

58:44 Bobby Brown's New Jack Swing

01:01:09 Rod Stewart's Return

01:04:36 Paula Abdul's Pop Hits

01:08:09 Salt-N-Pepa's Dance Anthems

01:10:41 EPMD's Hip Hop Debut

01:14:19 Run DMC's Tougher Than Leather

01:18:15 Queensrÿche's Progressive Metal

01:20:44 Draft Recap and Final Thoughts

In this episode of 'Past Tens,' hosts Dave and Milt take a heartfelt journey back to October 1996, expressing gratitude to listeners and paying tribute to a beloved fan, Tom Carey. The episode blends nostalgia with significant events such as the Dow Jones hitting a record high and the Yankees vs. Braves World Series. Then the duo tackles the elusive question of whether it’s better to bathe in chocolate milk, cheese wiz or tapioca pudding. They delve into music from 1996, covering hits like Toni Braxton's 'You're Makin' Me High,' Quad City DJ's 'Come On and Ride It (The Train),' and Blackstreet’s 'No Diggity.' The hosts reflect on pop culture, discussing movies, TV shows, and the impactful 'Macarena' phenomenon. With a mix of humor, personal stories, and musical insights, they conclude by rating songs from the week and inviting listener engagement.

Topics

01:12 Listener Appreciation and Milestones

02:09 A Heartfelt Tribute to Tom Carrey

07:11 Back to the Time Machine: October 1996

16:28 Top 10 Songs of October 1996

40:42 Alexa and Eric Clapton's 'Change the World'

41:25 Eric Clapton's Last Top 10 Hit

41:52 The Production and Lyrics of 'Change the World'

43:20 The Phenomenon Soundtrack and Lyrics Debate

44:09 Winona Judd's Version of 'Change the World'

45:31 Captain EO and Disney Memories

48:41 Keith Sweat's Career and 'Twisted'

53:11 No Mercy's 'Where Do You Go' and Similarities to 'What is Love'

58:37 Blackstreet's 'No Diggity' and Its Cultural Impact

01:10:27 Trivia Time: Songs with 'No' in the Title

01:17:51 Technical Difficulties and AI Music

01:18:23 Nostalgia and Inside Jokes

01:19:36 Celine Dion and Meatloaf Connection

01:25:27 Ariana Grande's Impressions

01:28:32 Shame Songs and Donna Lewis

01:32:30 Macarena Mania

01:42:30 Recap and Reflections

01:46:17 Substitution and Garbage

01:52:38 Rating the Week

01:56:49 Closing Remarks and Farewell