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We'd like to congratulate the week 12 MVP of the game, Anthony Lynn, we couldn't have done it without your sir. The 3-8 Chargers came into Buffalo to put up a fight, and while their roster and past performances have you thinking that this was not a 3-8 football team, their coaching makes up for it. While the Bills had a solid game (besides the turnover fest in the 4th quarter) they caught a break with all the mental errors made by the Chargers coaching staff. With the PTSD still fresh in our table damaged brains, we have to go back to the scene of the crime. Its one thing to let an athletic QB like Kyler Murray pull that kind of play off on you but if it happens again with Nick Mullens, we're going into exile. The Crippling Crew gets back to its usual unscripted content as we waste no time going off the rails (its what we do, you all know it. But come on... you know you love it) Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre.

The bye weeks over, and that means from here on out there's going to be nothing but nerve wracking plays, nail biting games, and most importantly, table breaking. This is a very special episode as we welcome the man, the myth, the legend, Brother Bill who joins us for the whole show. We know what you're thinking, "who the hell would want to talk to them for thirty plus minutes straight?" and honestly, we're as shocked as you. With the Chargers coming to town, we breakdown some of the similarities between Josh Allen and Justin Herbert, from play style all the way to how they look in shorts (just kidding, that'd be silly, we all know that's not even a contest). The Chargers might be 3-7 but they shouldn't be slept on as they have multiple weapons on offense that can do some damage. With the playoffs slowly creeping up on us every game is critical, and the playoff picture is changing every day. Buckle up table breakers, it's about to get interesting. Lets bring the heat this week, and as always, stay mediocre. 

We promised two episodes in one week and unfortunately, we delivered. With the bye week coming up we had to get a little creative with this one. The crippling crew gives out mid-season awards for the Bills and the NFL in general. From MVP all the way down to biggest liability, we cover it all. We take a sneak peak into the future and suggest some future off-season needs for the Bills. Also, if you don't think free agency and the draft is the most exciting thing on earth, do you even really like football? Enjoy table breakers. And as always, stay mediocre.

We're back table breakers! We know its been a minute but we're back and giving you the mediocre content you deserve. We dive right into the Cardinals game (no we don't spend much time talking about the last play.... seriously get over it, it happens). Once again, your Buffalo sports therapists are here to tell you to calm down, we're 7-3 and there's a lot to look forward to for the rest of the season. Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre. 

We know we told you this last week, but everyone just stay calm. We were all expecting a high flying offense that would look like it was at practice against the Jets but instead we got a close, gritty division game. We managed to kick our way out of this one (not the Kareem Hunt way) and instead of the offense having an impressive day, the defense stepped it up... YES WE KNOW IT WAS AGAINST THE JETS. But in all seriousness, players like Ed Oliver and Dane Jackson make their presence known on the defensive side, and while there weren't any touchdowns, Josh throws for another 300 yard game... YES WE KNOW IT WAS AGAINST THE JETS. The guys introduce a new power rankings segment, and just like ESPN's, it's wrong. Next, its Pats week, and for the first time in 20 years, there's a new perspective on this matchup. Its going to be about stopping the run and.... that's about it. But if there's any coach that can scheme up a plan to stop a Bills' offense, its Bill Belichick, so we need to give respect where its due. We close with a below-average and we mean BELOW-AVERAGE fantasy football waiver pick-up segment. Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre.

So after two straight losses, the guys explain how the only logical thing for the Bills to do is to trade everyone... We're kidding but we know some of you table breakers may have hit your heads a few times and actually believe that. The guys breakdown how the Bills lost a rainy, possession game and why the Chiefs' running back Clyde Edwards-Helaire was able to run the ball like #32 in his prime (before all the... other stuff). We get a bounce back week against the Jets, but since there is literally nothing to say about the Jets except for the fact that if we lose the organization should just fold, the guys have to improvise and talk about the benching of the sexiest beard of all time in Ryan Fitzmagic. And to cap it off, the absolute worst fantasy football advice possible (seriously, stop listening once they start talking fantasy). Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre. 

For all of you that thought we were going 16-0, this one's for you. The guys give a brief recap of the Titans game and then explain the very complicated science of why good things can't happen to both the Bills and Sabres at the same time.... actually its not that complicated, if this city gets too happy all hell would break loose. Instead of a Bills win, we get a Taylor Hall signing which honestly is a good compromise. The guys go over potential lineups for the Sabres and more for next season... maybe we'll get 80 points... maybe. Finally, its Chiefs week. This is the game everyone's been waiting for. Both teams are coming off of a loss and will have extra motivation going into this one. This has the potential of a shootout and is maybe even an AFC Championship preview? We also re-visit fantasy football and give you the worst possible advice for your lineup this week. If your team sucks, that's your own fault.... or the schedule makers.... actually yeah lets go with the schedule makers fault, what an ass right? Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre

If you have any idea what the hell is going on, we're kindly asking you to explain it to us. This episode is going to be a little different than what you're used to. Since the Titans tested positive more times than Charlie Sheen, we had to get a little creative and plan accordingly (unlike Roger Goodell). First, we give you a quick recap of the Raiders game.... they won... that's the recap. Then we get a little feisty with an... "insightful" take on the COVID situation. 

Then we mix things up a bit with a recap of the NHL draft and the Sabres current playoff drought.... Speaking of droughts, the guys give you their all Bills drought team. Making light of a crappy situation is kind of our thing, and let's be honest here, the drought made this podcast what it is... mediocre.

We hope you guys enjoy this unique episode during this upside down week. Stay mediocre table breakers

So... we were almost the Falcons. Key word: ALMOST. Doug, Gabe, DJ, and Ritz dive right into week 3's wild game against the Rams. The guys debunk any potential controversy this game might have created and much more. Oh, and in case anyone is still wondering, Josh Allen is the real deal... and he still looks great in shorts. The guys get into some concerns they have for the Bills going forward. They may have come away with the win, but there are still some things to clean up. The Bills travel to Vegas to take on the Raiders and face Josh Jacobs, the best running back they will have faced up to this point in the season (and the 2nd best running back living in the state of Nevada... You know who we're talking about). Can the Bills run defense shut down the Raiders main offensive threat? Is this game a disappointment if the Bills don't win by 2 scores? Does Nathan Peterman come in the game and torch the Bills for 5 touchdowns?  All that and much more on this week's episode. Stay mediocre table breakers.

If you don't know what to do with yourself after the Bills started out 2-0 then you're not alone. Josh Allen had a career day in Miami BUT the professionals say he's the 10th best QB of the week.... sooooo yeah. Gabe, Doug, DJ, and Ritz break down some of the big plays Josh had against the Fins and lay into the media that has been undervaluing the best thing that happened to Buffalo since chicken wings. And with that, we're on to LA. The table breakers get into some key factors that will determine the Bills' toughest challenge so far this season. Will Jalen Ramsey eat his words about Josh Allen for a second time? Will the o-line be able to keep Aaron Donald and company in check? That and much more on this weeks episode of Crippling Mediocrity. Go Bills and as always, stay mediocre.