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EIGHT... NINE... WE WANT TEN!! We are really riding this hot streak now. At this rate, we're on pace to ruin another 18-year old's hopes and dreams. We can already smell the #tradeowenpower tweets just brewing in the basement. As a Buffalo sports podcast we hold ourselves to some standards, and when we don't meet those standards there are no excuses and it is unacceptable.... and if someone doesn't have their facts right, there are no excuses... and it is unacceptable.... and if someone just doesn't show up, there are no excuses..and it is (drum roll) unacceptable. If someone violated these rules you'd think we'd do something about it seeing as there would be no excuses and is unacceptable right? NOPE. We'd really like to that the Sabres for providing us with comedic gold with that press conference with the Pegula's pool boy, I mean our GM. At this rate, we really just want to see how much longer we can keep resetting this bar of being the worst professional hockey organization of all time before something combusts. We're here for it, we're ready, and we're gonna keep you company during the whole thing. At least we can talk football in the coming weeks. And now, please enjoy our complaint session.

We really wish we could get paid a substantial amount of money for doing this podcast. We might not be very good, but we wouldn't be the first people in Buffalo to get paid for doing a terrible job. I mean... at least we game plan and don't suck the life out of everything and everyone around us. We have to start thinking that Ralph has some relation to Freddie by the way he kills the dreams of the city of Buffalo on a nightly basis. At this point is it safe to say that we want them to keep getting humiliated every night just to show the incompetence at the coaching and managerial level of the organization. On the bright side, we're usually pretty entertaining to listen to when we're talking about a bad sports team. We hope we can make your drive to the liquor store a little more entertaining. 

We....we got nothin.. As a Buffalo sports podcast, we pride ourselves in being positive and draining out negative thoughts about our sports teams. But this is someting else. I mean YIKES. With many fans divided on who they like and don't like, whether its players or coaches, we give our thoughts on key offensive players like Jack Eichel, Taylor Hall, and yes, even Jeff Skinner. This team has been in the dog house for just about a decade. Also, we've reached the 10 year anniversary of the Pegulas' buying the organization, gotta be coincidental right? Its a mess right now Sabres fans, but hey, its gotta end sometime doesn't it? We'll get through it together. Enjoy Dusters and Benders, and Go Sabres

"Well, at least we have hockey to watch." NHL - "LOL" 

This happened sooner than we all expected, but lets stay positive; better now than later right? The Sabres season is already off to a wild start full of obstacles both on and off the ice. So with no games to talk about, we took out an old play from the fall. Luckily, we have TWO teams that give us the opportunity to make "drought teams" for each. What a blessing! We're going to be finding the dim (and I really mean dim) bright spots of the past 10 years in Sabres hockey. Oh, and in case you're wondering, we'll be roasting the NHL in the process as well. Hopefully we'll be back to criticizing losses next week, but until then, enjoy you dusters and benders. And as always, stay mediocre. 

Oh, we almost forgot, the NFL's rigged. 

Welcome to another episode of Crippling Mediocrity where all we do is talk about hockey... and nothing else.... ever... Take that as you will. We start our hockey season in perfect Sabres fashion by having the league screw us over and giving the whole locker room Covid. Gary Bettman is a good commissioner as Ralph Krueger is a hockey coach. Speaking of that. of the games the Sabres have played so far there are a few things to be optimistic about but just as many, if not more to be concerned about. We currently have a top 5 player in the league in Jack EIchel, complimented by a former number one pick in Taylor Hall, and a generational 20-year-old defenseman who would be doing great if our brilliant soccer coach (yes we said soccer coach) knew what the hell he was doing. We've also got a $9 million salary scorer who has one point on the season because apparently he's not a good two-way player.... read that statement again and tell me if it makes sense to you. Also, the Crippling Mediocrity crew will be at the facility when it opens again to try out for backup goalie because... well... we've never needed Lasik. Enjoy our first hockey episode Dusters and Benders, and as always, stay mediocre.

This is it Bills Mafia, we knew it would come down to this game against this team. We've wanted Kansas City all year and here they are. The final obstacle in our way of the Super Bowl. We've proved people wrong and shocked the world all year long so there's no reason we can't do it one more time. This magical season has been years in the making. The last time the Bills got this much attention there was a bronco involved... and we don't mean the ones in Denver. Two of the best offenses in the NFL face off led by the two strongest arms in the NFL. We think this is just the beginning of the Allen and Mahomes rivalry as this may be the first of many AFC Championship matchups between the two MVP caliber quarterbacks. Of course it won't be just the quarterbacks in this game as both teams will need a great effort from every player on their roster to pull this one out. We've arrived table breakers, it's here, lets go get it!! As always, Go Bills and stay mediocre!!

We won a playoff game table breakers!! What a great feeling for the entire city of Buffalo, but there isn't much time to celebrate. The games are going to get tougher and tougher, but its up to us to get better and better. The best rushing attack in the entire league comes to town this week with the reigning regular season MVP, Lamar Jackson. Both Lamar and Josh are in their third season and they both got their first playoff wins last week. Two very different offenses face off with two very different dynamic quarterbacks. Another thing to look out for is how much of a factor Lake Erie will be in this game. Wouldn't be the first time that lake made life hell for the people of Buffalo. We can't wait for this one and we know you can't either. Go Bills!! And as always, stay mediocre table breakers

PLAYOFFS?????? The time has come. This has been an amazing season to be a Bills fan and now we show that we belong. The playoffs are a different animal, so lets show the world just how good we can be. Our QB is potentially the most gifted athlete to ever play the position and he's ready to lead this team anywhere. These two teams are very different. We have a high powered offense with a mobile QB on one side, and a guy with nine kids on the other (yes, we know there are more differences but you'll just have to listen to the episode). We bring on Matt Johnson from the 2 Point Conversation Podcast who is a Colts fan to discuss this very intriguing matchup. We've arrived table breakers. Lets go shock the world. As always, Go Bills! And stay mediocre!

Dude... 10 and fricken 3. Who would've thought? Oh wait, we did after they lost back to back games against the Titans and Chiefs, but that's besides the point. We're really starting to roll and the only thing stopping this team is a murder trial (come on, you know that's funny). The wagons are currently being circled and we are here for it. Josh Allen and Stefon Diggs continue to prove that they are one of if not the top QB-WR duo in the NFL and that defense is starting to look like that top 5 unit we all know and love. With the way both sides of the ball are playing and with a great coaching staff, sky is the limit for the 2020 Buffalo Bills. With a chance to clinch their first AFC East title in 25 years, the Bills head to Denver where the front office is focused on April and the 2021 draft. Very exciting time here in Table Town. With the playoffs 3 weeks away, we look at potential matchups and who the Bills will have to take on in round 1. Also, how nice is it that with 3 weeks left in the season we're talking about potential matchups instead of wondering if we're going to make it or not? Life is good in Buffalo... besides the whole pandemic thing but baby steps. Enjoy table breakers. Lets get that division title! Go Bills!!

Say it with us, "9-3". Is this even allowed? Things are definitely changing here in table town and we're all for it. First we want to congratulate Richard Sherman and Jason Verrett on having nice careers. The only reason we're doing this is because Josh Allen clearly ended them on Monday. Apart from the early fumble, that was the most complete game we've seen all season, but there's still work to do. The Steelers are coming to town after suffering their first loss of the season and are looking to not have two prime-time losses in a row. It'll be a hard battle between two of the higher seeds in the AFC and this may not be the only time we see the Steelers. Stevie Johnson can't win it for them this time (we love you Stevie). Lets show that we belong in prime-time Bills Mafia. Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre.