It's time for the 100th Smallville Harvest Festival and what better way to bring in its new citizen than a beauty pageant filled with meteor freaks?

Kara gets bored and enters the beauty pageant, against Clark's wishes (lame-o). Three new meteor-infected hotties from out of town plan to steal Smallville's secret treasure, which happens to have a Kryptonian secret. Lana is still homeless, so she makes her return to Clark in order to live at his farm. Lex continues to be out of his mind, but has new fans in the Domestic Security department. Grant Gabriel forces Chloe to actually work.

Kim Coates (Sons of Anarchy, Back for Blood), returns to special guest star as recurring season seven character Special Agent Carter.

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