0:00 - We have 3 kickass teams in Denver right now. At the same time! That's awesome. Get stoked, people. Don't take this for granted. We have 3 championship contenders about to start their seasons in the next couple months.

15:59 - The NCAA handed Michigan another punishment for the Connor Stallions sign stealing scandal. And, yet again, it doesn't really matter. After that, Shedeur Sanders is nursing an injury and won't play in Cleveland's preseason game this weekend. So...who the heck IS their QB? Do the Browns have a healthy person in that room?

34:37 - It's our favorite part of the week DRUNK TAAAAAAKES. We take clips from throughout the week, slow em down to half speed & it makes us sound like we're hammered.