0:00 - (At the time of recording) COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS 25 HOURS AWAY! 10am Saturday monring, baby. Kansas St and Iowa St are duking it out across the pond in Dublin, Ireland. We're so ready. Inject Week 0 directly into our veins.
15:20 - Jerry Jones is acting up again! He went on Michael Irvin's podcast and said some insane stuff about the stalled contract negotiations with Micah Parsons. Brett asked a great question: can you imagine any of the Broncos Brass doing that? When have you heard anything about George Paton's wheeling and dealings while they're happening?
32:48 - It's time for our favorite part of the week DRUNK TAAAAAAAAAKES. We take clips from throughout the week, slow em down to half speed & it makes us sound like we're hammered.