Cecily and A.Ron pronounce the latest episode of FX's American Horror Story: Apocalypse, "Could it be... Satan?" to be, in fact, a Glory Box. Full of wonders, such as gay Harry Potter fan fiction, Emma Roberts in hell, the return of hotelier James March, and a ruthless system of matriarchal oppression where men can never be Supreme! But never fear, gentlemen, because Michael Langdon is here in Satan's service to finally free us men from female hegemony. Nema!

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