John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing and terrifying aspects of nanoparticles and nanotechnology. At 7:02, they cover trending topics including an update on previous stories, Sausage Tossers at Vegan Cafe, Tiny Houses, Harambe, and the Ugly Naked Guy in F@#$%& is revealed. At 24:16, Jesse McIntosh recalls Travis' argument with himself. At 26:00, the failed athletes say goodbye to Russ and KD, preview the NBA Finals and Copa America. At 41:26, the Facebook World News Update.  At 42:39, BL 5000 says goodbye to the desert. At 45:30, Deb Loftis offers to root for your team for the price of a drink.  And finally, at 49:07, Donna Miller remembers her time with a cranky retirement home resident. #Mojave

John Derby and Travis Spencer try to wrap their minds around the idea that the core of the earth is 2.5 years younger than the crust.  At 5:41, they discuss trending topics including: an untouched 5.5 million year old cave, baby bison put in trunk of car by Yellowstone visitors, 5000 year old beer recipe, The Chinese elevated bus, and a lawsuit between Dual Survival co-hosts.  At 25:36, Jesse McIntosh ponders his first tattoo.  At 27:09, the failed athletes discuss the NBA playoffs and the Knicks hiring of Jeff Hornacek. At 44:28, the weekly Facebook World News Update.  At 45:15, BL 5000 sees a problems with the human species' relationship with wildlife.  At 47:59, Deb Loftis gloats on her third Survivor Fantasy League Championship! Finally, at 53:18, Brian the Martial Arts Teacher tells a story of attempting to cheat to earn a black belt! #anthropomorphism

John Derby and Travis Spencer explore the difference between settling in and settling for.  Then at 4:09, Nickel What: trending topics including Reviving the Dead, Russian Forrest Gump, Spider Oral Sex, Cheese Cures Cancer, and Football Team Photo Genitals.  At 17:34, Jesse McIntosh discusses all of his pant-less activities.  At 19:27, Failed Athlete Perspective: Bad refereeing in the NBA Playoffs and the NFL Draft. At 28:54, Facebook World News. At 29:41, BL5000 says goodbye to Ted Cruz.  At 32:14, Deb Loftis opens up a notebook and has an emotional flashback of her college roommates. Finally, at 38:20, Karen tells a story of shaking her head at the office train-wreck! #cheese 

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John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss changing times and learning to be yourself.  Then they cover trending topics including the Melo Kid, Robosexuality, Dubai Trash Drones, heroic three legged Police Dog and Flight Attendant Evacuation.  From the failed athlete's perspective, they weigh the Warriors chances of being the G.O.A.T., the finale of March Madness, and baseball is back! Jesse McIntosh learns new legal terminology and Deb Loftis hates being harassed in the street!  Finally, Donna Wagner tells a story about meeting the one and only Alice Cooper!  #Robosexual

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss John's recent move to the 916 area code! Then they cover trending topics including Microsoft's Tay, Seattle's Tree Man, Frozen Puppies, Murderous Prairie Dogs and taking a photo with a hijacker.  From the failed athlete's perspective they talk the videotaping scandal involving D'angelo Russell, the Warriors dominance continues, and the Cardinals trade for Chandler Jones. Jesse McIntosh is feeling abandoned in LA and Deb Loftis contemplates couch surfing for a year.  Finally John Derby recounts the move to his first day at his new job. #fool

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss leaving with proper notification and how it goes against everything! Then they cover trending topics including, Sea Lion Overpopulation, Pre-Crime Predictions, 5 tons of Quarters Stolen, Drone Degree and the Warmest Winter on Record.  From the failed athlete's perspective, they look back at UFC 196, NFL off-season moves, and the Suns are back... Jesse McIntosh revels in the opportunity to say his favorite word, and Deb Loftis wants to buy all of her friends plane tickets!  Finally, Candice returns to tell a story about sleeping on the job! #Hookers

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the love of candy as a grown ass man.  Then they cover trending topics including Vegas Syphilis Outbreak, Grey Hair Cure, Gopher Gang Bang, Twin Killers (Not Markieff and Marcus) and the Russian Satellite Star.  From the failed athlete's perspective they argue of the majesty of the one and only Wardell Stephen Curry! Jesse McIntosh ponders Derby digging a standing grave, and Deb Loftis loves to travel but will never make it everywhere!  Finally, Ty tells an uplifting story about a student who turned it all around! #shooter

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the monotony of life and how to break out of it!  Then they cover trending topics including a Bald Eagle Deaths, The Cecil Effect, Potato Only Diet, $40,000 Toilet and a case of mistaken identity.  From the failed athlete's perspective they talk the Warriors fastest to 50 wins all time, good riddance to Markieff Morris and Dos Anjos dropping out of fight vs McGregor. Jesse McIntosh ponders what really happened with DMX and Deb Loftis has come to understand the draw to fantasy sports!  Finally, Rick Derby remembers bussing tables and cleaning up vomit! #Purging