This is why you're here. Things getting stuck going into and coming out of people's butts. Lucky for all of us, Aaron found a retired gastroenterologist who was kind enough to take a day off the golf course and tell us some of the most fun things he's seen anywhere near an anal cavity. Pucker up, folks.

On the first episode, Aaron calls Carly, a St. Louis native & EMT to talk about the time she had to give suction to a corpse after an overdose, some really fun degloving incidents, and a whole bunch of heart attacks. Also, the very first Diseases You Don't Have, a segment where Aaron forces producer James to look up pictures of unwell people and not throw up.