Where my contracting career began and my virginity ended.

Instead of writing a 5000 word Sociology term paper, why not write a Rock and Roll "Cantata" instead? The story of how I became a rock god in my own brain.

LIFE 2... This is where it starts getting "FUN." Let's start with a vodka fueled 7th grade middle school dance shall we?

Is it brain damage or just stupidity? With no filter between my brain and my mouth, or in this case m brain and my body, the havoc is unbelievable.

The ultimate insult of choosing music over football was the final straw for my father. I ruined his life and destroyed all of his dreams of being the father of a superstar.

A brief introduction to the book, the program and Bob.

By Bob's dearest friend, Jeff G. (Scottish Jeff)

Let's play a game of roust the 19 year old punk stoner.

What happens when 20 or more drunk teenagers descend upon a commercial orange grove.

An old man sits on his porch, dead, for three days.

Meet the author and narrator. A quick glimpse into the madness.