For episode nine of Staffcast, Trevor, Richard, and returning pinch-host Tom Hackimer are joined by ESPN's Jeff Passan to talk about giving away years of your life, getting dunked on by eight year olds, punching mannequins, the ability to bring happiness to millions, and more!

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Episode art by Abigail Noy (⁠⁠sympatheticinker.com⁠⁠)

Edited by Italian Dave (⁠⁠twitter.com/theitaliandave⁠⁠)

Intro: Paranoid Android - Radiohead

Outro: Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders