In this episode, we cover the critical history of Bacon. We connect Bacon to a meandering menagerie of events to a malicious murder. And we give you a happy ending from … yes, the UK again. Hugs. ❤️

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In this episode, we cover the harrowing history of patio products and how they have made their way into 911 calls. In a relevant way, The Op artfully weaves a tapestry of history, nuance, and 911 into a story you won’t put down - it’s also hard to pick up because it’s audio. We do some math, too: woman + shotgun = intruder - his head. We ended it with a 999 call from our friends from Britannia. If you’re not paying for 11:59 PLUS yet, this episode will make you go, “I need to pay for PLUS.” Because you’ll want more of what we offer, but we understand if you can’t afford $5 a month. Also, you can afford it, and you want more. Here’s some helpful math: 11:59 + your $5 = you + happiness - we don’t threaten you with a shotgun. It’s not a threat. But it sort of is. Either start paying for 11:59 PLUS and change your life forever, or we will find you and break into your house with a patio furniture, and you’ll have to shoot us with a shotgun. I feel like I’ve written too much now, and maybe I’ve overstepped a boundary with you, dear listener. So I’ll stop now. But you’ve been warned and threatened. So let’s just make it all better. We will do stuff on PLUS. You pay $5, and nobody is gonna get killed, OK? Hugs. ❤️

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In this episode, if you like shotguns or hate shotguns, this one’s for you! We cover a call that left people rattled, peppered, dead, and headin’ for the hills. You've never heard a call like this from getaway drivers to stay-at-home intruders to get out-out-of-here homeowners from heaven. To wrap it up, we give you one of the most polite happy endings the UK can offer. Hugs. ❤️

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In this episode, we cover the very important history of baseball bats (stay with me), and we dance from general history to personal use (keep staying with me). Finally, we cover a little slugger who has impending doom hanging over his head. We end things with Squirrels, Germans, and Brits. It’s terrible, it’s jolly, and there are frickin’ bats. Hugs. ❤️


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In this episode, we cover some killer Parks! And how staying at the Parks can get you killed sometimes. You’ll be shocked to discover that Parks is a last name, not an actual park! Got ya. LOL. And we leave you with a happy ending only a mother could love. Hugs. ❤️

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In this episode, we take a genre-bending ride through Maine, and the main suspect is a mystery, even in his own mind. If you love mental health, issues, and murder, this is a buffet of brutality. Dig in! Hugs. ❤️

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In this episode, we cover the call emanating from a wing restaurant, and the brave bystander doing much more than standing by. From non-issues to nostalgia, this episode has something for everyone. And even something for nobody! Hugs. ❤️

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In this special Mother’s Day episode, we expose our mothers to the tale of a mother who… “had” some kids of her own. There are shock, awe, and bathtubs on this one. How do our mothers handle it? Better than we expected, that’s for sure. And in the Happy Ending, we surprise everyone with a special guest and a special happy ending mother call. Was it happy? As I write this, I can’t remember. The episode was such a funny blur of emotions. Just listen, and let our moms know you are proud of us. Just. Like. They. Are. Hugs. ❤️

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Guest star, Sam 2.0, and The Operator (his dad / probably his mentor) are stuck in a hotel room in a small town. On the UNCUT, they discuss their harrowing adventures with ferries, mountains, and drunk mountain people. They talk about eating stuff, getting sick, sick moves on electric scooters, and drunk bullies. In the episode, they descend into a dry, remote riverbed to cover the eerie case of a missing girl. We wrap it up with a prank gone wrong. We hope you like it. Hotels have not-so-good acoustics sometimes.
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In this episode, we cover the tragic case of Lisa Edwards, Key in on a happy ending, and Peele back its unique layers. You’ll be glued from start to finish - just like the underwear of a hobo after a frothy game of basketball. Yay! Hugs. ❤️

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