FOREX IN THE CITY IS MY NEW YORK TIMES COLUMN ABOUT MY DAY. This is my real life that I am sharing with you. I hope you enjoy this HBO SPECIAL. I live in the city of Manhattan. Im broke af for real but I know how to make it look better. I came here from cleveland. That’s where im born. I’m a investigative reporter. I record a lot. Im covering a story on martin and it’s deep. So deep put your ass to sleep. You so crazy…martin. I’m sharnae nae. I moved in the building. Right across the hall from martin. I was investigating martin. Come to find everybody wanted ya boy Marty mar except Pam. Pam wanted Gina. They been staying together. The others was jealous they wanted to be Gina. Even bruh man from the fifth floor used to sneak downstairs looking for martin. Everybody thought they was gone come up. But the Word around town was that he been f n Gina before he got the martin show contract. She had a fat ass. And you see them cheeks. You can tell gina got a lot, of good head, ahead of her. everybody knew that martin was co-signing Gina to be his work wife. See martin was already with Nipsey before he came into the industry. Martin used to take Nipsey to the funny stop comedy club in cuyahoga falls Ohio. Pete own the comedy club. Pete told me that martin was a bish. And I didn’t believe Pete. But Pete said that HE KNOW ALL ABOUT MARTIN. Pete has a room upstairs for his headliners to use when they are fn their openers. The room is for male headliners only sleeping with females openers. That’s Pete preference. It’s his room, his rules. Pete said you’re not allowed to have more than 2 balls in the room at a time. he provides the room for the comics for free but he is definitely recording. He got cameras all throughout the building. His family is from the olde world of Lebanon. Pete got tapes of martin from back then. Martin used to use the boom boom room. I was laughing when Pete showed me this old porn that he filmed on vcr tape. It’s definitely Martin and Nipsey. All ima say is this… disgusting. He was making pornhub at funny stop comedy club. I investigated this and recorded a statement from Pete. Pete said “I don’t care what the nigger said” end quote. Pete is honest. It’s just like old town road. Remember how lil nas x used to be on the down low when the song first came out. Now he out here just acting like a hoe. So he must have always been a hoe before too. Just like martin and Nipsey. they Bestfriends in real life if you know what I mean. Okay let me explain it slower. Remember how martin was always at the bar with just Nipsey, all those Times just them two at the bar, all those times. Back then the scenes was subtle and intimate. It was delicate and presented with class. You would see two happy men at the bar having a drink all those times and we knew that martin and Nipsey was happy on the martin show. Nipsey was martins bartender on the show or in other words Nipsey is martins bar wife. The one he hang out with when he get drunk and wanna hear some music. But they can never dance in the bar cuss back then in the 90s, it was a wholesome time. Nipsey and martin couldn’t run around on old town road acting like Lil x. But Gina had a real husband in real life and he told her that she better stop putting her tongue down the other martins throat when they filming. Gina said that the other martin was putting his tongue down her throat first and gina tried to push his tongue out but martin already had something stuck in his throat, already. Gina went to the bar to ask Nipsey for advice and Nipsey got pissed off. Nipsey told Gina that he was f n martin too. Nipsey told Martin that he had to choose between Gina or Nipsey. Gina said she done with martin anyway. Nipsey behind the bar but he runs the show. I interviewed Nipsey and he said “martin so crazy but that’s MY bish” I talked to a meth head in Akron and they confirmed that Martin still has something stuck in the back of his throat…. And is in fact NIPSEY
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