BarRat drunk text Clive Palmer on Christmas night. Find out what he wrote and what happened when Jess made him call Clive and ask why he didn't respond.

Jess found a magazine with her and BarRat in it, and someone had drawn a doodle on her head. BarRat and Jess play music that is scientifically meant to make you happy to Zoe who starts work today after holidays.

The one where we talk to a guy who broke both arms doing it. We uncover a criminal gang at Maroochydore Sizzler. Ben from Bg Brother opens up about anxiety and depression. Samantha Jade sings her wikipedia page. Bad Santas.

We press a button, Justice Crew call in for another round of the musical Wikipedia page, Ugly bridesmaids, Jess peeled an apple with a drill and the guys tried to complete a pizza eating competition... One of them spewed.

A lady has been dumped via text message, Paulie from Fat Pizza calls in to tell us about orgies, Grant Denyer calls and gets played at his own game and BarRat is intrigued by a sound.

BarRat and Jess spoke with Thor, he's travelling around the world, stopping at every country WITHOUT catching ONE flight! How's he going to do it? WHY is he doing it? He tells all!

BarRat and Jess' backstory.... the crutch edition. Campbell Newman calls in and we ask him what world leaders smell like. Do you have an accent or can you put one on. Jess' gets banned from American accents for life.

BarRat and Jess got 80 year old Des to read out the lyrics to Nicki Minaj's hit "" Anaconda"

It starts at the very start when we thought our boss got hit by a tram. X Factor Facebook comments. A guy shaved his head on a train. Are you over the Bachelor? What else do you want to talk about. Annoying Ibis'. Show us your ring. BarRat cracked it.

Jess plays spoons with The Timbers at Caloundra Music Festival. We talk to a local that patted a Great White Shark. Tattoos you regret. Amy from Shepphard calls in. Jess calls guys with the same smooth lines as the Bachelor.