Today on your bFM Breakfast: Jacinda's in the mood for some old school Rackets; it's heart boners galore with comedian Alice Snedden; Sam's chatting about the newest season of Dear White People; and Stewart reports on last night's absurdly expensive talk at Spark Arena ft. Hillary Clinton.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: we start the week with a metal track from times past; J-Day fashuns are exactly what you'd expect and so much more; MelowDownz Shakes That Skinny Ass All The Way to Zygertron; Kiran brings in a Writers' Festival special; and Ange cures all your problems with the wink of an eye and the flash of a smile. Splendid. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Fabian's waiting with hot anticipation for his local premiere of The Breaker Upperers; everyone's a beatboxing savant on Travelling Tunes; Jonique's in the studio for a rundown of Nah Zone's upcoming showcase (ft. 64 Bars killa Church Leon); and Johanna returns for another Comedy Fest-themed Theatre Guide, this time with Aussie comedienne Tessa Waters. May the fourth be with you, y'all. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: His Worship The Mayor has a new spring in his step; we learn nothing about those Clarke Gayford rumours on political commentary; Troy's in the studio with a trio of juicy new releases; and the world's tiniest violin plays a sombre tune for Pearl's "early morning" wakeup call. Poor bubba.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Mikey's pulled a sickie so Jogai's in charge; Rob's counting penguins while callers kick boulders; Maria's still fizzing from the Breaker Upperers premiere; Wellington muso Estere's in the studio chatting My Design, On Others' Lives; and comedian Chris Parker joins us ahead of his run of Camp Binch at The Basement this Comedy Fest season. It really is the most wonderful time of year. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Our Minister for Arts, Heritage and Culture (and PM, obvs) provides some clarity on the issue of library closures and underfunding of the arts; Fluffy and Grant hype the fourth iteration of the Double Whammy Festival, we discuss Netflix's new Blade Runner-esq Altered Carbon on Viewmaster; and Dr Amber Milan ponders: could a2 milk be the solution to our lactose-intolerant friends' woes? All that and more, only on bFM - aren't you lucky?

Today on your bFM Breakfast: sequined glamour is at the tip of our tongues this morning in a DWTS-themed Fashun; Jenna tells the tale of three very different women in early-2000s Singapore; and Ange returns just to nurse you sickos back to health. Despicable. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Is Avengers: Infinity War all it's cracked up to be? Fabian Fanboy gives us his take live from NY, baby; Kirsten discusses the indomitable sackbut (or as it's more kindly known, the trombone) on this week's Travelling Tunes; Johanna comes in hot with an all new Comedy Fest-themed Theatre Guide; and theatremaker Eleanor Bishop chats about her contemporary adaptation of George Bernard Shaw's classic play, Mrs Warren's Profession. And, scene. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: David Slack joins us in studio for some despicable lefty reckons; we're talking 2018 Music Managers Awards with nominee Nicole Thomas; Aussie duo DZ Deathrays are here for a cheeky plug ahead of their Galatos gig tonight; and Troy's got a touch of the Shaolin Soul. Oh, and Kendrick Lamar's coming to NZ this July. DAMN. 

It's Anzac Day! Aimée Ralfini fills in for Mikey today.

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