Today on your bFM Breakfast: Penny ponders the meaning of colours on this week's commonwealth-themed Fashun; Kiran's brought in a rather gloomy tale via Gnanalingham's Ockham-nominated Sodden Downstream; Sandy Mill's announced a gig for all you urban sophisticates; and Natural Ange joins us on this natural Monday to bring you the biotin-heavy remedies for all your hair-related quandaries. Naturally.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Fabian Fanboy's found mates in John Krasinski and Emily Blunt over in Hollywood; Kirsten's realm of ethnomusicology leads us to the berimbau; and John Sutton's in the studio to tell us all about what's on at Silo Park this month. Hint: it's films, food and good times - kicking off tonight with a screening of Taika's mainstream first-born, Thor: Ragnarok. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Bryce comes in hot with some Hirschfeld-fuelled political commentary; Delaney finally confronts Breakfast's saffron fiend; Troy's got another super special secret vinyl track to share; and Pearl bests a three-day bender all so you can have your Top Ten recap. Hope you're happy. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rob's going on about transplating brains into computers; Jacinda chats to us about how the health system's looking; Phil discusses the contentious increase on fuel taxes; and Maria introduces us to Madman's flying pig. Foodgasms.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: a Double WHAMWHAM's on the rise; Anthonie Tonnon explains his nautical shirt; Viewmaster Sam's plugging Netflix's new On My Block, and the African Film Festival kicks off in just two days. Oh, and we learn more about National Biomechanics day. Splendid. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Mikey and pals are serving up that gooooood breakie live from The Tavern of Power for the very last time. Carnivorous Plant Society and the newly-minted Cool Tan play tunes, and Alison Mau's in to discuss #MeTooNZ. (Supremely) good coffee and prizes also on offer to all lovely patrons. RIP GD, may you rest in power. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rob's found so much info this week it'll have to be a two-parter; Clayton has a Mountain meditation; Mayor Goff thinks a _little_ knowledge can be a dangerous thing; Empress Stah's got light shining out from within her ...but from which part?; and ..."hoop, there it is." Apparently.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Pennie and guests solve your sartorial riddles; a new poll boosted PM Ardern focuses on Fletcher's fallout; Alex has some opinions on the new Alan Ball; and Albert's embarking on some pretty heavy weaving.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: we have some exciting news with regards to commiserating/celebrating the Kings Arms; Mike asks 'What Am I?'; Jenna's been hanging out in the graveyard; and Ange is on the iodine.

Today on your bFM Breakfast Club, live from Coffee Supreme HQ: _heaps_ of track premieres; Fabian's torn between superheroes and hero women; Brad and Isaac brought some mates 'round; Tei. straight kills it; and Mike's hiding prizes in Western Springs while eating all yr toast.