Today on your bFM Breakfast: Casserly gets his dues; Rob makes a retraction; we're all awash w/ Patterson's Curse; Goff talks trees, damned trees and silt feeders; and Mark just really loves books, ay.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Mikey smells (but so do Pennie and Sarah); Jack's on form; Dr. Shim wants to protect your noggin; and Dan's stories need some work.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Jacinda's in it for the long haul; Ange manages to (somewhat) tame the segment beast; Sam's rounding up on his lonesome; and Sarah's not taking the bait.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: we broadcast LIVE from Shop Seven, St. Kevins Arcade in honour of The Others Way; somebody let Mikey touch their robots (smdh); New Zealanders are taking over the Comic Cinematic Universe; turns out a 'talk box' isn't just yr radio; Leonie brings in some tunes to hail her involvement in the latest LATE at the Museum; and Queen Neptune destroy all other show segments via live electronic force.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: a corker of an in-the-flesh Political Commentary w/ yr mate David Slack; we water the seeds of this year's Wondergarden; Jeffery Southbound's been to Japan; Troy makes fun of Sarah; Ximena's leaving us; and Pearl loves 'Nice Guys' + hates nice guys. Would we lie to you?

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rob wants you to whisper sweet nothings to his water bottle; turns out Yellowstone National Park is a real and imminent** threat; Maria brings out the bogans; West Auckland looks set to lose one of New Zealand's largest studio complexes; Mikey hearts tacos; and Jock's got a bad (v. good) case of beat itch.

**Possibly.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: the status of yr stonefruit; plastic footwear through the sweaty ages; we get a bit carried away w/ the first of our new television segments; Mikey throws curveballs at the long-suffering newsteam; and Carlene's been taking the tapedeck on the reg to the retirement home.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: shouting at the devil w/ a classic Metal Memory Monday; 'relentless positivity' for Jacinda up front, but behind the scenes...; Kiran brings in a labour of love; what is the #motherofallscandals and, more importantly, should we care; and did you know tuataras have three eyes? Mikey did.

Today on your bFM Breakfast we're beaming to you live from Real Groovy Records! We've got: live performances from sere and Emily Edrosa; delicious breakfast snacks courtesy of the pals at Little Bird Unbakery; piping hot coffee from our mates at Coffee Supreme; and a treasure hunt in the CD bins.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: we get the band back together; Pearl outs Sarah's playlist dislikes; Delaney hearts the city and frittata (again); Troy's stacked; and Mikey doesn't do reggae.