Today on your bFM Breakfast: Mike's still pretty jazzed from Laneway Festival; Alex questions the virtue of a TV remake; and we question if no-news can ever really be good-news.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: it's Auckland Anniversary Day, which means yr Breakfast team are broadcasting LIVE from Laneway Festival in the bFM bus; Rick's made a Frankenstudio; Mike would quite like a bagel, thanks; Polyester aren't at all nervous; Kneebone's in good spirits; and Hugh's manning the coatcheck. Lucky.

Thanks to Orcon.

Today on your bFM Breakfast Club, live from Real Groovy Records: Mike got mocked for liking a movie about ice skating, which Fabian thinks is just mean; delicious, delicious breakfast doughnuts; Joost of Unitone Hi-Fi talks to Mike about playing Laneway twenty years after their last full live appearance; Wax Chattels melt faces and take names; and we farewell Security Steve.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rod's back from overseas w/ a scathing take on the Leader of the Free World; yr food enthusiasts get sidetracked by custard and curds _again_; Darryn of the New Telepathics stops in; and Troy's got a brand new bag of 'mean wax'.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rob's got a Bowie track on the brain, and for good reason; His Worship knows something that's 58 and getting a flashy makeover; Maria talks fetishes and philia; and we've got some brand new tracks to start your hump-day (NB: not fetish related).

Today on your bFM Breakfast: an exclusive interview with a member of one of our favourite Laneway acts, Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever; Alexander 'Breezy Geezer' Gandar advocates for a great show with a bad title; Mike accidentally plays New Order twice; and everyone has an opinion on genital exposure.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: congratulations are in order for PM Ardern; Finn's back in studio to let you know all about Auckland Kiddie Limits; we host the heat death of the universe as a musician reviews a book written by another musician; and we send a newly cellphone-d champion to Splore.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Fabian's back in Hollywood and has junket tales a-plenty; Dr. Kirsten may be running out of instruments, but sh*t today's is a goodie; Kiki & Gigi of Hex discuss hatred, coffee, satan's buttplug and merch ideas w/ Mike; and Jo Randerson reminds us of a lost Auckland coffee shop gem.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Mike's been crate digging; Delaney's had American BBQ and your hosts are _very_ hungry; Troy brings in a Sarah favourite; and Pearl wishes she'd stuck with maths.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rob's been into black hole burping (!?); Clayton's smitten with a psycho; Phil Goff's on the waste based warpath; and it's only bloody B-Real of Cypress Hill on the phone.