An excellent morning in the city of sails, breakfast with Aimée Ralfini.

It's Amelia's Super Special Christmas Day Magic Music Extravaganza! We contemplate Santa's status in the hip scene, we get close and personal with Mae West, and we learn that the true meaning of Christmas is recycling and hybrid cars.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: it's the final show of the year, which means there's some pretty ropey Christmas music being tabled; Dr. Zemke details the, er, 'mouth harp'; and Mike, Hugh and Sigrid deliver the biggest prizepack in the station's history to a lucky punter in Waterview. 95bFM - "the differentest".

Today on your bFM Breakfast: David and Mike remind us of the virtues and power of empathy; yr host gets so excited he manages to break the studio mixing desk; Delaney is very tolerant of the surrounding madness; and Troy brings in _literal_ tasty cakes. Delicious.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rob presents a potted history of ol' pot belly Saint Nick; Clayton really did have a Good Time; His Worship gives a thorough round up of Auckland's end-of-year concerns; and a rousing, somewhat festive round of Laneway 'What Am I?'.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Pennie reminds us of the ghosts of Christmas sweater past, present and future; Alex asks us to sit up / simmer down for this year's prizegiving; Lillian reminds us to be wary of reporting bias; and Lena wonders how all those screens are affecting your productivity.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: our last Prime Ministerial chat of the year; if you wanted Marlon Williams for Christmas, it's gone and come early; Kiran phones it in under holiday duress; the hottest summer ticket giveaways; and a rare live-to-air Natural Ange consultation.

Today on your bFM Breakfast Club, live from Real Groovy Records: straight off a plane, Fabian turns up in person - surprise!; delicious, delicious deli breakfast treats; Hans Pucket bring the bass-walk dance moves; Dr. Zemke and Mike search for missing clarinet; The Beths make everyone goddamn swoon; and the Real Groovy staff field an insane number of noise complaints. Legends.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: exciting Laneway sideshow info; Delaney can't get a word in; we talk to an underwater camera operator from Mike's favourite show of the moment (hint: it's Blue Planet II); Troy teases a Southbound sale; and Pearl's had a clean flush.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: can you hear 'The Hum'?; Maria educates Mike on what 'Winterbottom' means; Mayor Goff reminds us that a world class city costs world cla$$ money; Neil Barnes of Leftfield phones in to tell us a few secrets; and _someone_ really ruined themselves at !!! (Chk-Chk-Chk) last night.