A 38-year-old man in Arkansas was charged with two felonies for allegedly shooting a hole in a water tower. There was a mural of JOHNNY CASH on the tank . . . and the hole is positioned to make it look like he's peeing.

A man in Washington state was arrested on Monday after he rammed into an ambulance because he thought it was going too slow. He was hit with a DUI, because he was drinking AND smoking pot while driving.

Mike Z is kickin it with Conan of Exmortus tonight at 10pm for this edition of "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Conan will be on to talk about their upcoming show at the Glasshouse on Friday, May 27 PLUS new tunes from Breaking In A Sequence, Crobot and Soulfly

Plug into new tunes, music news, tour dates and Conan of Exmortus tonight at 10pm

Crank up Tons Of Rock and fun in the morning!

GrubHub offered free lunch to ALL of New York City for three hours yesterday, and it was total chaos. Restaurants couldn't handle the volume, and one café in Brooklyn got 200 orders in the first five minutes. So employees and drivers all over the city were slammed, and lots of hangry customers never got their food.

PEARL JAM drummer MATT CAMERON and RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS drummer CHAD SMITH issued apologies yesterday about comments they made about TAYLOR HAWKINS that appeared in a "Rolling Stone" article. They both said they were taken out of context and shaped into a misleading narrative.

Last year, a woman got arrested for climbing into a monkey enclosure at the El Paso Zoo and feeding them Cheetos. But she's still fighting the charges, and just did an interview where she insisted it was a perfectly fine thing to do.

A list of things that are "traditionally masculine," but that men actually HATE includes: Trying to crush someone's hand when shaking it . . . not smiling when your photo is taken . . . and fighting.

A man in Ohio called to report his truck was stolen last Monday. The cops found it . . . but they also discovered that the man who called had previously stolen the truck himself just five days prior. Both thieves were arrested.

There was a study on what colors say about personalities. So "Loudwire" identified artists who embody different color traits like OZZY OSBOURNE with red and FLEETWOOD MAC with white.