Patrick & 4orty talk to P-Nut from 311

A list of things that Boomers are obsessed with that make no sense to Millennials includes: The thumbs-up emoji . . . complaining about how kids don't know or use cursive . . . and nautical-themed bathrooms.

Sheriff's deputies in Nebraska issued criminal mischief citations to NINE kids last week, after they ran and jumped into fences in neighborhoods. It's a trend that was apparently inspired by the Kool-Aid Man.

A Court Has Ruled That Calling Men "Bald" Is Sexual Harassment

The next Mega Millions drawing is tonight, and hopefully they get it RIGHT this time. The last one was Tuesday, and the guy who announces the numbers said the Mega Ball was a "six" when it was really a "nine."

A guy on a single-engine Cessna had to land the plane himself in Palm Beach, Florida on Tuesday after the pilot passed out. But thanks to an air traffic controller named Robert Morgan, he managed to make a perfect landing.

A hotel worker in South Carolina accidentally gave two people the wrong hotel room key over the weekend. Then instead of giving it back, they went in and stole a bunch of stuff. It turned out some construction workers were staying in the room though . . . and ended up beating them with a four-foot level to get their stuff back.

According to the genealogy site FindMyPast, these names that were popular 100 years ago are about to be trendy again. For girls: Joan, Margaret, Dorothy, Gladys, and Irene. For boys: Ronald, Arthur, Archie, Ernest, and Isaac.

A 22-year-old guy in Kentucky is facing attempted murder charges for shooting his mom on Mother's Day . . . after he gave her an XBOX CONTROLLER as a gift, and it started a fight. Luckily, her injuries were described as "non-life-threatening."

TOM BRADY signed a deal to be Fox Sports' lead NFL analyst when his playing career is over. The deal is reportedly for $375 million over 10 years. During his 23-year career on the field, Tom has made $333 million.