Standing in line for rich people is an actual CAREER now. Someone just did a big profile on a guy in New York who runs a company that does it for everything from theater tickets to the newest iPhone release.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO encouraged young Brazilian citizens to register to vote in their upcoming election . . . and the president of Brazil didn't like that. He said, quote, "DiCaprio better keep his mouth shut instead of talking nonsense."

The adult toy company Lovehoney released two graphics that show what men's and women's hands would look like if they were re-designed to only be good at SELF-PLEASURING. Both look like something out of a nightmare.

A few chains have deals for Cinco de Mayo: Chili's has $5 cocktails, and Chipotle is doing free delivery with the promo code "DELIVER". A poll found our favorite ways to celebrate are by eating Mexican food and drinking margaritas.

A piece of art that was just a blue jacket hanging on a nail recently went on display at a museum in Paris. And a 72-year-old woman who didn't know it was art took it home and had it TAILORED. She got arrested when she showed back up to the museum a few days later WEARING the jacket. But they let her off with a warning.

RAY J says KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS JENNER were in on the release of Kim's sex tape from the beginning. He says he suggested it, Kim embraced the idea, and she got Kris to make the deal.

An alligator broke into a couple's garage in Florida last week and drank their Diet Coke. It tore open a case and started ripping through cans.

KIM KARDASHIAN couldn't fit MARILYN MONROE's sparkly dress over her booty, so the back was left partially open, and she used a fur coat to cover it. After the red carpet, she immediately changed into a replica.

The website The Takeout posted a list of things everyone does at the drive-thru. They include reciting your order from memory . . . checking the bag before you leave . . . and trying the fries before you're out of the parking lot.

To celebrate "Star Wars" day, MentalFloss.com put together a list of facts from the franchise. This includes George Lucas using real-life World War 2 aerial battle footage for the space battles . . . Yoda's first name used to be Buffy . . . and Benicio Del Toro was originally going to be Darth Maul.