Mike Z hanging with Immolation drummer Steve Shalaty tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Plus, new tunes from Def Leppard, Dorothy and Three Days Grace-plug in every Saturday Night at 10pm

A bunch of people recently got stuck on the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride at Disneyland after it broke down. And a woman had to pee. So she just took her pants down . . . hung her butt off the side of the boat . . . and peed in the water.

A list of foods that "cause arguments" every time they're mentioned includes: Hot dogs and their toppings . . . pizza, everything about it . . . and cheesesteaks that aren't from Philadelphia.

A guy in England who had to have new junk regrown on his forearm says he's finally whole again. He's been living with the replacement unit on his arm for six years, but recently got it grafted onto his crotch.

DJ KHALED is asking McDonald's why it's so hard to find Happy Meals right now. He went to five locations on Saturday before he finally found one that had them. He said, quote, "McDonald's, the kids want Happy Meals!"

A 69-year-old sheriff's volunteer in Florida was caught selling drugs out of a patrol vehicle while in uniform. He was arrested, and is looking at 15 years. The sheriff said he's "hotter than a bear butt on a tin roof in August."

A 26-year-old woman in Portland, Maine got arrested for drunk driving the other night . . . after accidentally taking her SUV down a set of STAIRS outside police headquarters.

A woman's story about wasting thousands of dollars on vet bills is going viral. Her dog kept passing gas, and it was really smelly. So she thought there was a medical issue. But then five weeks later, her husband finally fessed up that HE was the one laying all those biscuits. He'd been blaming it on the dog the whole time.

The man, the myth, the legend: Glenn Danzig joins Mike Z tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Danzig will be rockin Toyota Arena next Saturday May 7th which Glenn will be on to talk about as well as Crobot guitarist Bishop.

A double shot of interviews: Glenn Danzig and Crobot guitarist Bishop tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks

A YouTuber named Lucas Rizzotto is going viral after he hooked his microwave up to A.I., and it tried to MURDER him. It tried to trick him into getting inside it. And once it thought he was in, it turned on and tried to cook him to death.