McDonald's asked fans to suggest old menu items they should bring back. The top requests on Twitter seem to be the McPizza from the '80s and '90s . . . their BTS Meal from last year . . . and all-day breakfast, which ended when covid hit.

ELON MUSK is officially buying Twitter for $44 billion. But DONALD TRUMP isn't coming back to the platform, even though he thinks Elon is a "good man." He claims he's sticking with his own social media network, Truth Social, despite the fact that he still hasn't actually joined it himself.

A man in New York state was arrested for public urination . . . THREE TIMES . . . within 10 days. The arrests happened earlier this month, and he's facing multiple charges, including disorderly conduct and public lewdness.

Earlier this month, a gas station in Tennessee had their pricing a decimal off. So instead of $4.49 per gallon, it was $0.449. A customer filled up his tank, and was only charged a TOTAL of $5.64. And he DID alert the owner.

A convicted felon recently got arrested outside Disney World after he tried to go through security with a GUN. Then while cops were talking to him, he pulled a plastic baggie out and swallowed the contents . . . but tried to claim it was just gum.

A jockey in New Zealand just got banned from racing for three years after she AND her racehorse both tested positive for meth.

WILL SMITH went to India . . . supposedly to meet with a spiritual guru. Meanwhile, CHRIS ROCK's mom addressed the slap. Quote, "When Will slapped Chris, he slapped all of us, but he really slapped me. When you hurt my child, you hurt me."

Mike Z chillin with Christian Machado of Lions At The Gate for this edition of "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Christian will be on talking about discovering Metallica, the debut Lions At The Gate concert on 4/28 at the Whisky A Go Go as well as remembering Ozzfest 2002.

Plus, new tunes from: Five Finger Death Punch, Lamb of God and Three Days Grace

-plug in every Saturday Night at 10pm

On Tuesday, a man from Florida was sentenced to two years in federal prison . . . for stealing at least 63 golf carts in seven states worth at least $283,500. He'd then sell the stolen golf carts under the alias "Mason Weber."

ELON MUSK is now trying to buy Twitter. Not for the money, but to make it more FREE. Quote, "My strong intuitive sense is that having a public platform that is maximally trusted and broadly inclusive is extremely important to the future of civilization."