A list of outdoor perks that people want to make their neighbors jealous includes: A hot tub, a pizza oven, and an outdoor bar.

A 43-year-old man in Dallas got arrested last week after beating his roommate with a wooden stick . . . while arguing about what mosquitos look like.

A shopping mall's Easter Bunny actor had to be tased and arrested after assaulting a cop on Thursday in Illinois. Luckily, he was NOT in costume when it happened, so any kids who were there weren't too traumatized by it.

Here are a few new unhealthy breakfast options: DiGiorno is rolling out three breakfast pizzas with a croissant crust, including a Cinnamon Roll version. And IHOP just added a new Cheeseburger Omelet that's topped with ketchup and mustard.

The "New York Times" says its "WordleBot" has found that the optimal starting word in Wordle is CRANE in normal mode . . . and DEALT in hard mode.

WILL SMITH has been banned from the Oscars for the next 10 years, although he can still be nominated and win awards. He says, quote, "I accept and respect the Academy's decision."

A preschooler took an adult greeting card off her mom's desk this week . . . drew a picture on it . . . and then gave it to her teacher. The card said, "A best friend you can HAVE SEX with. How great is that?"

A guy in England wanted to get away, and went camping by himself last Saturday in a secluded area. But then around 10:30 P.M., an illegal RAVE started setting up nearby. So he just joined in . . . partied until seven in the morning . . . and says he had an "unbelievable weekend."

A middle school teacher in Texas had to resign after using sanitizer to set kids' hands on FIRE as part of a science experiment. One 12-year-old boy got burned badly enough he had to go to the hospital.

Mike Z being joined by Exodus guitarist Gary Holt tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. The "Bay Strikes Back" tour featuring Testament, Exodus and Death Angel will be at the House of Blues in Anaheim this Sunday Night which Gary will discuss as well as meeting Kirk Hammett for the 1st time.

Plus, new tunes from Code Orange, Lions At The Gate and Miss May I

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