A zoo in Chicago is struggling to control SCREEN TIME for one of their teenage gorillas. He is obsessed with watching visitors' phones through the glass . . . and the zoo is worried it's making him anti-social and distracted.

A guy in Pennsylvania got arrested last week after he broke into a diner at 4:30 in the morning . . . stole an entire cheesecake . . . and then broke into an adult toy store about a mile down the road.

In a new survey on MLB fan spending, A's fans drop the most on booze . . . Tigers fans spend the least. And Braves fans spend the most on team merch and gear, while Astros fans buy the least.

A 74-year-old woman in Pennsylvania was charged with a felony after threatening law enforcement with "white witchery." She was upset, because she didn't like that her grandson was hit with felony drug charges.

ELON MUSK is ready to bring changes to Twitter after joining its Board of Directors and purchasing a 9.2% stake. He teased that he's going to bring the highly coveted edit button to the platform.

AUGUST ALSINA makes an apparent reference to his affair with JADA PINKETT in his new song "Shake the World". He says, quote, " Well, of course some [stuff] is bound to go down when you tangled up with the world's favorite."

Here's a fun fact: Scientists still aren't sure why coffee makes you need to use the BATHROOM. The two leading theories are it causes contractions in your colon, or it makes us produce more stomach acid, which helps with digestion.

A Woman Who Wrote "How to Murder Your Husband" Is on Trial for . . . Murdering Her Husband

AMY SCHUMER shared a few of her jokes that she cut from her OSCARS monologue . . . per the advice of her lawyers. One was, quote, "'Don't Look Up' is the name of a movie? More like don't look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin's shotgun."

A Maryland rapper named GOONEW was murdered last month. And at a memorial concert in D.C. on Sunday, his body was actually propped up onstage wearing a crown. The club apologized and said they didn't know that was going to happen.