A poll asked people what they considered a TV "spoiler," and it ranged from a lot of people not wanting to know if a character dies . . . and some people who don't even want you to say if a show is "good."

Here's the worst April Fools' prank by a brand this year: A beer-of-the-month club in England pranked people into thinking they'd won free beer for life. But the "claim prize" button actually tricked them into signing up for a real subscription that costs $30 a month. Now they might be facing legal action.

A study found that a parasite found in kitty litter might make cat owners more attractive.

A list of American foods that foreigners miss when they go home includes: Americanized Chinese food . . . Taco Bell . . . mozzarella sticks . . . gas station beef jerky . . . American breakfasts . . . and Arizona Iced Tea.

An airline in India hadn't found a software engineer's lost bag. So he hacked into their site and tracked it down himself.

A look at back at April Fools Day Pranks

Jay Oakerson will be at the Ontario Improv all this weekend (3/31-4/2)

McDonald's is bringing back their Szechuan sauce today . . . for a very limited time. And coincidentally, it's also #1 on a new ranking of every sauce on the McDonald's menu. Spicy Buffalo is #2.

CHRIS ROCK kicked off his standup tour last night by asking the crowd, quote, "How was your weekend?" But he didn't have any material on the Oscars. He said, quote, "At some point I'll talk about that [stuff]. And it'll be serious, and it'll be funny."

Mexico is renting out its $200 million jet for birthday and wedding parties to cover its upkeep. The jet was bought by the previous president, and the current president has been trying to sell it . . . but hasn't found any takers.