Procter & Gamble apologized after an ad they ran in China claimed women's feet are five times STINKIER than men's. There's no evidence that's true. They were just trying to scare women into buying a body cleansing kit they make.

There's a guy in Portland who calls himself the Unipiper, and rides around on a unicycle while playing a set of bagpipes that shoot flames. But he's hurting right now, because someone recently STOLE his unicycle from his car. He says he always has a backup, so it didn't affect his work. But it "hurt his heart."

Here's a new spring-cleaning hack: If you have a hard time getting rid of stuff, keep it . . . but HIDE it from yourself. The idea is that if you don't see it, you'll realize that you won't miss it when it's gone. So then the next time you declutter, it'll be easier to give it to Goodwill.

A school photo company sent image proofs to parents in Indiana, and many of the kids were partially INVISIBLE, because they used a green screen, on St. Patrick's Day. The company says the photos CAN be corrected.

WILL SMITH apologized to CHRIS ROCK for slapping him during the Oscars. He said, quote, "I am embarrassed and my actions were not indicative of the man I want to be." The Academy is still considering whether to take further action.

Have you ever forgotten about an online purchase until it arrived on your doorstep? 63% of us have done it.

Cops in England raided a guy's house after hearing he might have some stolen bikes in his backyard. And it turned out he had a pile so big, you could see it in satellite images on Google Maps. It appears to be hundreds of bikes.

A new study says that humans could live up to 150 years . . . provided that we're able to "crack the code" on the life cycles of cells and tweak the way DNA is replicated. So it's POSSIBLE that life expectancy can expand.

During the "Oscars" last night, WILL SMITH slapped CHRIS ROCK across the face for making a joke about JADA PINKETT's shaved head. Will later apologized to the Academy after winning Best Actor, but he didn't apologize to Chris.

The LAPD says Chris declined to press charges.

Two people in Nebraska got caught with a bunch of meth on Friday after they ran a red light and almost crashed into a cop car.