A 54-year-old guy and his 30-year-old son both got arrested in Michigan last week after they got pulled over . . . and the cop spotted METH floating in their McDonald's soda.

Two teenage brothers didn't like their parents' new rule of no cell phones after 9:00 P.M. So they printed out two pictures of an iPhone . . . put them in cases . . . made two FAKE phones to use as stand-ins . . . and went back to their room to use their REAL phones. Their mom was so impressed, she didn't even get mad.

A man in Miami broke into a shoe store last Tuesday and stole 20 left-footed sneakers. He was caught on security cameras, but he got away and the police are still looking for him. It's unclear if he knew they were all left-footed.

The ten dreams we google the most in the U.S. are: Teeth falling out . . . snakes . . . dreams about your ex . . . spiders . . . vacations . . . being chased . . . weddings . . . flies . . . SEX . . . and dreams that involve bears.

A list of annoying things that coworkers do includes: Sipping beverages loudly . . . taking off their shoes at work . . . and singing.

Mike Z chatting it up with Caleb Shomo of Beartooth this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Beartooth coming to the House of Blues in Anaheim for two shows on April 5 and April 6.

Plus new jams from: Alexisonfire, Black Map and Meshuggah

Plug in every Saturday Night at 10pm

Some pranksters in North Dakota installed a giant Kmart "K" in a guy's front lawn. It's from a location that went out of business. The guy went on the news and asked the pranksters to take it away . . . and it sounds like they will.

The Senate passed a bill yesterday to make Daylight Saving Time PERMANENT starting next year. If it passes the House and the president signs it, we'll spring forward for good next March.

Last week, thieves in Texas were allegedly caught on camera siphoning gas from a GAS STATION. They have a van with a "trap door" that parks over the caps to the underground tanks. The thieves are still on the run.

A very robust Russian man handcuffed himself to a McDonald's that was closing down on Sunday, but he wasn't supporting Ukraine. He's pro-Russian . . . and pro-Big Mac. He was just upset with the company for picking sides, and called it an "act of hostility" against Russian citizens. He ended up paying a fine for "hooliganism."