A cyber security firm figured out how secure every type of password is. They say ANY password that's six characters or less can be cracked instantly now, even if it's got special characters. In general, it takes at least 12 characters to be somewhat secure. Or, go big: An 18-character-long password with numbers, letters, and special characters would take 438 TRILLION YEARS to hack.

Mike Z being joined by Baroness leader John Baizley for "Wired In The Empire" this Saturday from 10pm to Midnight on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They'll be talking about Baroness rockin the Parish Room inside the House of Blues in Anaheim on March 24th. Plus brand new tunes from Asking Alexandria, Messer and Turnstile

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Two YouTubers in Pennsylvania were arrested after hiding in a Target and spending the night. They didn't steal anything, but it's still illegal. They were charged with criminal trespassing and conspiracy.

Just hours before TOM BRADY announced he was coming out of retirement, someone paid $518,628 for what was SUPPOSED TO be Tom's final touchdown ball. Now it'll probably never be worth anywhere near that much.

Daylight Saving Time started yesterday. So it's time for the same debate we have twice a year: WHY are we still doing this? A lot of people want to make Daylight Saving Time permanent. But for what it's worth, we tried that for 16 months in 1974 and '75. It didn't go well, because kids were going to school in the dark.

Patrick & 4orty discuss the big science stories this week included Ernest Shackleton's lost ship The Endurance finally being found 107 years after it sank near Antarctica. And we found out ancestors of the octopus were around even before the dinosaurs.

Hidden Valley Ranch made an actual, two-carat diamond out of ranch dressing for National Ranch Day, and used it for an engagement ring. Now they're auctioning it off on eBay for charity. They made it by burning some ranch dressing in a 2,500-degree oven. Then they kept it under 400 tons of pressure for two months.

A guy in the U.K. claims he found a special Cadbury Creme Egg that's half-chocolate, and half-white chocolate . . . and ate it without knowing about a contest they're running. The egg may have been worth $13,000, but he threw the wrapper out, so now he'll never know.

A guy in Tampa was walking out of a convenience store on Tuesday when he got nailed by a car. Luckily he's okay. And while paramedics were treating him at the scene . . . he asked if the BEER he'd just bought survived the crash.

A man in the U.K. randomly attacked another guy, and he started the fight by throwing a LIVE SEAGULL at the other guy. The victim will be okay . . . the attacker was thrown in jail . . . and sadly, it's unclear if the seagull survived.